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[7:39:42 PM] Adam: someone should make a porno about how they're on the titanic having sex called titanic tittes
[7:40:19 PM] t: thx u 4 new status

You are what your mom ate

[5:15:29 PM] Nito: "Because mass cant be destroyed, just altered, you are always going to be fat. Even when you die, you are just going to be changed into a different form of fat. Fatass.
[5:21:53 PM] Adam: but can it be created?
[5:22:41 PM] Nito: I dont think so.
[5:23:14 PM] Adam: if mass can't be created
[5:23:31 PM] Adam: then that means that he was someone before he was fat
[5:23:46 PM] Adam: which means that fat is a form of something else
[5:23:49 PM] Nito: Not exactly
[5:24:08 PM] Adam: elaborate
[5:24:24 PM] Nito: You are first created with sperm and ovum, correct?
[5:24:34 PM] Adam: yes
[5:24:46 PM] Nito: Then
[5:25:03 PM] Nito: when in the utures you are fed things based on what your mother eats
[5:25:07 PM] Nito: With out thouse things
[5:25:13 PM] Nito: You would most likely not grow
[5:25:23 PM] Nito: You are made up of what your mom originaly ate
[5:25:24 PM] Nito: So
[5:25:28 PM] Nito: You are not what you eat
[5:25:32 PM | Edited 5:25:42 PM] Nito: You are what your mom ate
[5:25:33 PM] Kido The Rainbow Shinigami: #bestchatever
[5:25:52 PM] Adam: and your mom is what their mom ate
[5:25:58 PM] Nito: Exactly
[5:26:03 PM] Nito: Omg
[5:26:05 PM] Adam: that is
[5:26:07 PM] Nito: GRoss though
[5:26:15 PM] Nito: #pregnate women
[5:26:24 PM] Adam: wow
[5:26:28 PM] Nito: #doesnt want to have vaginal sex
[5:26:32 PM] Nito: #oral
[5:26:35 PM] Nito: #swollows#
[5:26:43 PM] Nito: #Guess where some of that goes
[5:26:50 PM] Adam: pls

Candy

[10:41:47 AM] (Lazors) Sherlaz Holmes: knфck is a kind of candy in sweden
[10:42:25 AM] Adam: does it taste good?
[10:42:32 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: yeah
[10:42:37 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: really sweet and hard
[10:42:44 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: and brown-ish
[10:42:44 AM] Adam: like
[10:42:47 AM] Adam: a dick
[10:42:53 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: yeah
[10:43:05 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: but without the tasty white stuff
[10:43:12 AM] Adam: oh
[10:43:18 AM] Adam: does that come in dlc
[10:43:40 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: yeah but you have to pay for it
[10:43:50 AM] Adam: oh
[10:44:11 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: after all it stands for downloadable cum
[10:44:18 AM] Adam: gg
[10:44:22 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: gg

Shit

[12:06:33 PM] Nito: You know when you take a really large shit and it feels just amazing?
[12:06:40 PM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): no
[12:06:52 PM] Nito: Then you have not lived
[12:06:59 PM] Adam: you should use babywipes instead of toilet paper
[12:07:26 PM] Nito: You should use babies instead of toilets

Kinky

[6:34:03 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: oh
[6:34:04 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: hi
[6:34:06 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: yara <3
[6:34:07 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: ily
[6:35:18 PM] Yara Sparkle: Ily2 if yo not mean
[6:35:32 PM] t: kiss mi
[6:36:29 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: ok
[6:36:34 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: Lord of premature ejaculation kisses zayex's cock.
[6:37:12 PM] Adam: kinky
[6:38:10 PM] Rawber ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): ohgod.
[6:38:14 PM] t: ohmy
[6:38:35 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: zayex likes et

Lesbians and Pre-cum

Poem

[3:06:58 PM]

Nito: Roses are red
[3:06:58 PM] Nito: Violates are Blue
[3:06:58 PM] Nito: I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.
[3:07:10 PM] Nito: I get all the bitches with that one
[3:08:54 PM] T: roses are red
[3:08:59 PM] T: your pussy is blue
[3:09:08 PM] T: take off your top
[3:09:11 PM] T: ill cum on u
[3:12:31 PM] Creati0n: noice one

What is Love?

[9:42:55 PM] Adam: WHAT IS LOVE!?!?!?!?!
[9:43:07 PM] ptdsux ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А) : baby dont hurt me
[9:43:13 PM] Prepair: dont hurt me
[9:43:16 PM] Creati0n: no more
[9:43:20 PM] Silly Ellie: >.<
[9:43:40 PM] Nito: Something you will never experience.

Going to town.....

[11:55:25 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): lil nigga goes town
[11:55:30 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): what does he see
[11:55:38 AM] Hilariouzors: i assume all bad puns are my responsibility nowadays
[11:55:54 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): a. watermelon or c. basketball
[11:56:10 AM] Prepair: basketball
[11:56:21 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): no it's b. chicken
[11:56:23 AM] Hilariouzors: what's option dd?
[11:56:37 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): lolololololololololololol
[11:56:39 AM] Prepair: a shootout
[11:56:47 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡А ͜ʖ ͡А): d is gangrape
[11:57:05 AM] Adam: e is blazin it
[11:57:16 AM] Prepair: f is 420
[11:57:23 AM] Adam: g is all of the above
[11:57:27 AM] Adam: for gangsta nigga

Urine Test

Adam's Birthday

Skip can not into computer

Nigga Trap

Nigga Trap Part 2: Sharkeisha Trap

Rain, Orgies, and Bad Habits

Fizzy Drink

Lazors Cannot Into Math

Lazors is Dumb ;-; code:

http://9gag.com/gag/ay5MMdM?ref=fbp

[3:43:04 PM] Toshit sparkles: i don't get it

[3:43:06 PM] Toshit sparkles: halp pls

[3:43:11 PM] Chune: 8gag was better

[3:43:19 PM] Murilo / Vaio: reddit is better

[3:43:22 PM] Murilo / Vaio: 4chan is even better

[3:43:23 PM] Adma: math

[3:43:26 PM] Adma: its math lazors

[3:43:30 PM] Toshit sparkles: what?

[3:43:42 PM] Murilo / Vaio: 3.14/2

[3:43:50 PM] Toshit sparkles: ok?

[3:43:59 PM] Adma: calculus

[3:44:04 PM] Toshit sparkles: i get that it's pi split by two

[3:44:09 PM] Toshit sparkles: but what?

[3:44:45 PM] Adma: can you not see the pi symbols

[3:45:08 PM] Toshit sparkles: yes

[3:45:11 PM] Toshit sparkles: but the numbers

[3:45:15 PM] Toshit sparkles: what do they mean?

[3:45:42 PM] Adma: it says pi/2

[3:45:43 PM] Adma: ;-;

[3:45:50 PM] Murilo / Vaio: god lazors

[3:45:54 PM] Toshit sparkles: yes, i get that

[3:46:01 PM] Adma: YOU CUNT NUGGET

[3:46:30 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: seriously though

[3:46:40 PM] Adma: ok

[3:46:43 PM] Adma: ok

[3:46:45 PM] Adma: what

[3:46:49 PM] Adma: don't you understand

[3:46:57 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: the joke

[3:47:06 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: "tan lines"

[3:47:14 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: the lines on her back

[3:47:29 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i see the goddamn numbers

[3:47:30 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:33 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:34 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:35 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm



http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:35 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:37 PM] Adma: 

V

http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

V

V

V

[3:47:37 PM] Adma: 

http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:37 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:38 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:39 PM] Adma: V

[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:47:40 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm

[3:48:03 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: right, ok

[3:48:07 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i've seen those before

[3:48:13 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: like diagrams and shit

[3:48:21 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: how's that related to tan lines?

[3:48:37 PM] Adma: OK

[3:48:39 PM] Adma: TAN LINES

[3:48:48 PM] Murilo / Vaio: TAN-GENT

[3:48:49 PM] Adma: AS IN TAN

[3:48:51 PM] Chune: Aether worst clan

[3:48:51 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: OHHHH

[3:48:58 PM] Adma: AND TANGET LINES

[3:48:58 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: TRANNY LINES

[3:48:59 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i get it

[3:49:01 PM] Murilo / Vaio: TAN-GENT

[3:49:01 PM] Adma: fuck you

[3:49:06 PM] Adma: fuck you lazors

[3:49:12 PM] Murilo / Vaio: oh god you're dumb

[3:49:17 PM] Adma: this is going in the best of skype

[3:49:21 PM] Murilo / Vaio: do it

[3:49:23 PM] Adma: gonna name it lazors cannot into math

[3:49:24 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: o

[3:49:30 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i'm not stupid though

[3:49:35 PM] Murilo / Vaio: u sure

[3:49:36 PM] Adma: fuck you

[3:49:49 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i just didn't know then english expression

[3:49:50 PM] Chune: YOU SAID THE F WORD

[3:49:52 PM] Chune: I'M TELLING

[3:50:01 PM] Adma: math is a universial languge cunt

[3:50:16 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: well i never heard the word before :c

[3:50:32 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: no need to go off on a tangent

[3:50:36 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: (hehe)

[3:50:46 PM] *** Adma has left ***



While Adam is posting.........



[3:52:05 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: http://gyazo.com/a6cce187adea389ba4abe50711f943b8

[3:53:31 PM] Adma: god damn it

[3:53:52 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: more like

[3:53:55 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: god tan it

[3:54:05 PM] Adma: no more

[3:54:10 PM] Adma: ;-;

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