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Various records.
Since i've been playing toribash for a while, i stumbled across some strange achievements.
I thought up with these two records: Toughest headbutt (most points gained in one headbutt, on the impact). And the longest abs throw (with and without the use of hands).

Since i have no idea how you measure how far things go, I hope someone does, and tells me if it's worth anything
Absthrow: Shooting my abs without using my hands.
Absthrow2: Shooting it, then throwing with uke.
Toughheadbutt: Can easily be done better, since i lost my hands
Re: Various records.
While those are great, they aren't really "records" of anything. Like maybe highest thrown ab, or farthest ab thrown. These are just replays.
Don't take life too seriously, you never get out of it alive anyways.