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Yo momma!
Hey! Here you can post some Yo Momma jokes! You can put more than just one too! I'll start!
Ok this is and OLD SKOOL one!
Yo Momma so fat, when she jumpped off the ship, the whales were singing with her, 'We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!'
Yo Momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!
Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on the rainbow Skittles came out!
Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, to be continued!
Ok this is and OLD SKOOL one!
Yo Momma so fat, when she jumpped off the ship, the whales were singing with her, 'We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!'
Yo Momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!
Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on the rainbow Skittles came out!
Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, to be continued!
To Momma is soooo dark and her teeth are sooo yellow, that when she smiles it looks like a steelers helmet!!
Yo Momma so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead and said she was trying to make up her mind!!
Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's
lol ill think of some better ones
Yo Momma so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead and said she was trying to make up her mind!!
Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's
lol ill think of some better ones
I N C R E D I B L E H !
I thought of a few more guys!
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a Gameboy!
Yo Momma so fat, she lost a game of Hide & Seek cause I saw her hiding... Behind Mount Everest!
Yo Momma so fat, she could be the 8th continent!
Yo Momma so fat, her belt is the equator!
Yo Momma so fat, when she wears a jacket with an 'X' on it, helicopters attempt to land on her!
Yo Momma so fat, she got a job at the movie theater.... she was the screen!
Yo Momma so fat, she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
Yo Momma so fat, when she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Yo Momma so fat, when she went bunjee jumping, she went straight to hell!
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to buy clothes at the store, all she kid fit into was the dressing room!
Yo Momma so fat, when it's, 'All You Can Eat' it's still not enough.
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a Gameboy!
Yo Momma so fat, she lost a game of Hide & Seek cause I saw her hiding... Behind Mount Everest!
Yo Momma so fat, she could be the 8th continent!
Yo Momma so fat, her belt is the equator!
Yo Momma so fat, when she wears a jacket with an 'X' on it, helicopters attempt to land on her!
Yo Momma so fat, she got a job at the movie theater.... she was the screen!
Yo Momma so fat, she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
Yo Momma so fat, when she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Yo Momma so fat, when she went bunjee jumping, she went straight to hell!
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to buy clothes at the store, all she kid fit into was the dressing room!
Yo Momma so fat, when it's, 'All You Can Eat' it's still not enough.
Yo mama so stupid, she sat on da TV n started watchin da couch
Yo mama so fat, I tried 2 run around her n got lost!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, the united states sunk
Yo mama so fat, she couldn't have an upstairs or a basement because she would fall through the floor.
Yo mama so fat, when she tries 2 touch her toes, she poops meat!
Yo mama so fat, she sleeps on 100 acres with beds side 2 side
Yo mama so fat, u can use da flab on her stomach 2 sleep under
KILLER JOKES!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, I tried 2 run around her n got lost!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, the united states sunk
Yo mama so fat, she couldn't have an upstairs or a basement because she would fall through the floor.
Yo mama so fat, when she tries 2 touch her toes, she poops meat!
Yo mama so fat, she sleeps on 100 acres with beds side 2 side
Yo mama so fat, u can use da flab on her stomach 2 sleep under
KILLER JOKES!!!!!
For victory i fight
Yo Momma SOOO UGLY, she needs 2 bags ta cover her face!
Yo Momma SOOO UGLY, she looked out the window and got arrested for MOONING!
Yo Momma SOOO UGLY, she looked out the window and got arrested for MOONING!
