Ranking
From recently watched Amadeus...

Salieri: You don't mean to tell me that you're living in poverty?
Mozart: No. But I'm broke.

Mozart: [about the royal composer's position he did not get] Whom did they choose?
Salieri: Herr Zummer.
Mozart: Herr Zummer? But the man's a fool, he's a total mediocrity!
Salieri: No, no, he has yet to achieve mediocrity.
"Lenny's wife: Oh and this must be your mother.
Rob Hilliard: No... thats my wife...
Lenny's wife: oh...OH I'm really sorry.
Rob Hilliard: I'm not .
*Kissy face*"


"Rob Hilliard's wife: Since we are all being honest today, I have a confession to make.... I am really, a man.
Lenny: Oh haha I told you so.
Lenny's wife: Now this makes sense.
Kurt:I knew it.
Marcus:No shit?
Eric: Oh god.

Rob's wife: I was joking... I'm really hurt because all of you believed it..."

Grown ups <3
Monty Python.
"What is your favorite color"
"Red..no Bluaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!"
Surprised no fight club quotes. But than that isn't a comedy like most of these ;(
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"Fuck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. "
"theyre coming out of the walls, theyre coming out of the god damn walls"-aliens (alien2)
Originally Posted by JulyRed View Post
I'll be back


Rofled
[20:35] <Erth> :D
Originally Posted by cocacobra View Post
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
completely forgot what movie though.

One quick google of the movie brought me to this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/
Some more of my fav quotes from another awesome movie, Snatch!
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.
"Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
"Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Donnie Darko
[42]
Stop microwave at one second. Feel like a bomb defuzer.