Alright so if you've ever heard of mad Libs or know of them, it's simple and funny as fuck.

So I thought I'd start one. This story is already used from some where, it is called Pick Up Lines you may have heard of it from the game. All you have to do is in order one by one say one of these:

A/an:

1. Adverb (describing an action word like quickly)

2. Noun (person place or thing)

3. Part of body (your pretty dumb if you can't get this one)

4. Verb ending in ING (ex. Running)

5. Noun (again)

6. Occupation (ex construction worker)

7. Noun (yet again)

8. Plural Noun (noun with more than one like people or humans rather than person or human)

9. Part of The Body Plural (Ex. Arms rather than arm)

10. Adjective ( Describing a Noun ex. Beautiful. Beatiful person would be adjective then noun)

11. Noun ( another damn noun

12. Fucking Plural Noun (you know this)

13. -_- PLURAL Noun

14. Part of the body

15. Verb past Tense (he ran, swam, drank, ate rather than run,swim, drink or eat)

16. Adjective ( you got this )

So basically pick a word best suiting the grammar rule with the number of turn.

Please post with you number beside it. Please pay attention to who posts which number so there isn't double numbers posted

Example
Mike posts: 1. Quickly

Some one else posts: 2. Toronto

Etc

Please only post once try to keep language some what appropriate please.
The story will be up after the 16 words have been filled.

It is really funny.

1. Not

2. Banana

3. Ear

4. Spitting

5. Urethra

6. Professional cat walker

(Literally walking cats)

7. Spoon

8. intercontinental ballistic missiles

9. Weanis (elbow)