Roffle lol! Sounds like me at work! XD

Customer : "It's a Dell"

Me : "Well now it's a right off!" *refuses to touch the crap*

you're making ne feel stupid...

It's an IT thing, if a pc isn't home made or from one of the uber pc companies they generally get an "oh dear".

E.G. So Orange... Your pc can't do shaders... Oh dear! XD

hey, ive been trying judo a couple of times recently, and i cant find a good opener. Can some1 please post a judo tutorial (openers, tactics etc)?


thanks

how about winning? lol try double Z on ankles pecs elbows abs grabby hands and then z on chest and lumbar

This move works in classic settings (distance=100, dismemberment threshold=100, 10 frames per turn)



Press 'c'
contract both elbows
contract left pec
extend right pec
right-turning chest
extend abs
contract right glute
extend left hip
grabby left hand

SPACE

Contract right pec
lower left shoulder
contract abs

SPACE

Ungrabby left hand
raise left shoulder
extend left elbow
extend right pec
lower right shoulder
extend right elbow
grabby right hand

SPACE

You should have the uke's head in your right hand, from here u can do nething u like with his head


If done correctly, this is where you should end up:

i've got this but its on youtube so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIzN9HaODwY

and look at my other vids as well

I got one: Insane nutt kick!

mod classic
distance 140
turn frames 10
and thats all u need to know!

ok, at the start you:
press c
contract left hip
extend right hip
extend right ankle

then press space three times then:
contract right hip
contract right knee
contract right ankle.

press space one time and:
extend right glute
extend right knee

and youre done!

Distance = 100, Dismemberment threshold = 100, Frames per turn = 10


This move has won me countless matches in classic, it's a great opener:

DO NOT PRESS 'C' (you need wrists and neck relaxed)

Contract left pec
Extend right pec
Lower both shoulders
Contract both elbows
Rotate chest right
Bend lumbar right
Extend abs
Extend both glutes
Extend left hip
Contract right hip
Contact both knees
Extend both ankles
Grabby left hand

SPACE

Raise left shoulder
Contract right pec
Contract abs
Extend knee

SPACE

From here, follow up with whatever you like


The first replay is this move against the Uke (with a superman pose at the end), second replay is this move in mulitplayer classic against Skulfuk

I invented this opener after I took a sip of liqour.

Intended for classic.

Contract pecs
Grabby hand
Extend left hip
Contract right knee
Contract right hip
Extend glutes
Right rotate chest
Right bend lumbar

space

Contract abs
Extend right knee

Move can be improvised by contracting both knees, extending abs, etc, so it is versatile, espesially when in drunken rage.