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"Real" Fighting
Ok, heres how it goes. The goal is to fight uke without doing those insane rip-your-fucking-head-off moves. Picture someone getting mugged.. You can make uke fight back if you want, and that's harder, so you get a better "rating". Also: changing the dismemberment threshold is cheating, as well as mods and replay editing. I'm the judge.

EDIT: -_-

EDIT2: If more people join the competition, I may add a prize of credits or blood.

EDIT3: Contest ends March 26th. Get the replays in now or never.

EDIT4: Contest is over. Deciding the winner now, prize will be of credits, since the cheap bloods are sold out >.>
The prize should be around 500 credits or so.

EDIT5: Results are in, congrats 1,000,000, you win. Credits being sent now.
Don't take life too seriously, you never get out of it alive anyways.
Re: "Real" Fighting
I believe you forgot to post your replay.
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Re: "Real" Fighting
Ya sorry, its there now though...
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Re: "Real" Fighting
Originally Posted by Dafe
At the same time, if you ask me, pulling a guy off balance and breaking his neck on the ground is more realistic than punching and kicking him 4 times while he stands like a scarecrow.

He doesn't have to stand still. You can make him fight. The problem with yours is that people don't normally get decapitated when someone throws them to the floor.

EDIT: Mosier, you.... Mutilated him.
Don't take life too seriously, you never get out of it alive anyways.
Re: "Real" Fighting
I wasnt expecting the DM's actually, but in a sense, it did look kinda real LOL :P :P
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[21:49:37] <&vespesi3n> >my mouth when
[21:49:43] <&vespesi3n> >my tastebuds when
Re: "Real" Fighting
Yes, I followed this guy into a dark alley and threw his leg into the nearby forest.
Don't take life too seriously, you never get out of it alive anyways.
Re: "Real" Fighting
Well YA, random Dismemberments of the leg happen all the time... We just never hear about it

5:13 PM - vasp: everybody's nuts is so good
[00:18:38] <&vespesi3n> you should see when i swallow
[21:49:37] <&vespesi3n> >my mouth when
[21:49:43] <&vespesi3n> >my tastebuds when
Re: "Real" Fighting
Originally Posted by mosier
I am not sure how real you think this is, but here you go...

P.S. Sorry about the Leg rip, I wasnt expecting it...

This was from my "Shaolin Style" gamemode on my server...

fracture is at 60
dismember is at 80

not really made for realfighting ;)
"Splint Chesthair" - Is my real name.
Re: "Real" Fighting
well when I made the replay, DM was at 200, and fracture at 100...
I was in a dojo for no real reason...
5:13 PM - vasp: everybody's nuts is so good
[00:18:38] <&vespesi3n> you should see when i swallow
[21:49:37] <&vespesi3n> >my mouth when
[21:49:43] <&vespesi3n> >my tastebuds when
Re: "Real" Fighting
Well here is my official entry.

It may not look like much, but it's realistic.

First of all, uke goes down after a pretty strong punch to the head.

Second, I get up and stagger away, which is pretty realistic if you ask me.

The DM threshold is at 100, like it says it must be in the rules. And also I made uke fight back.

Tell me what you think.
Re: "Real" Fighting
1,000,000 That was pretty good.
Moiser's replay is now out of the contest apparently, as he chnged the dismemberment threshold.
Don't take life too seriously, you never get out of it alive anyways.