Wtf noob
Going back to Teemo, he's a weird champ. He's strong in top because he can hard counter most of the current top meta, but he's weak in the sense he doesn't provide much to teamfights without setting up.
His strength really only exists if your team gets ahead. He turns the entire jungle into a minefield, making it risky to go in because of the ambush potential shrooms provide. From there, you just choke the enemy of resources.
I don't like him because I find his traps are a toxic (doho puns) element to the game. There's no real counter to them right now other than never falling behind and always keeping tabs on where the little fucker roams off to.
It's very very hard to comeback from a game once you've fallen behind against a Teemo. That much is totally true. You've got Dragon control, Baron Control, AND jungle control whilst he is still split pushing a lane. Not to mention - pretty damn hard to gank a Teemo past 11.
How do you feel about Teleport over Ignite? First off you never know when Teemo is standing still next to a jungle mushroom waiting to AA you with poison darts and Twin Shadows wrecking you, but since you can Teleport to mushrooms it really does give unbelievable map control. You have a pretty amazing level 2 gank if you ward enemy red and teleport over to with him.
Also: How do you feel about Hurricane on Teemo? On paper it's a no-brainer, but in practicality I don't know if his range ever sets him up to a position to make use of it UNLESS he gets off to an early lead