User: Do you play an instrument?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What instrument do you play?

Cleverbot: The frog.

User: How many years have you practiced it?

Cleverbot: 387 years.

User: Do you have a video of yourself playing the frog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it on youtube?

Cleverbot: I think you can learn about it there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FjlmawcNzE

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/2348/ >mfw