Stickicide: Gum is right, Ultimate Frisbee.
Gum: Let us know how the date goes, lad. Best of luck.
Virtue: I know that feel bro, I've been looking for employment for ages and I need to find something soon or woman's parents are going to think I'm a real dropkick. I also need to pass my driving test because her parents are shitty that she has to drive me around everywhere and if I get caught driving unlicensed again then I'm fucked. And also because I have no license to lose, I'm the designated drunk driver, and if I caught caught unlicensed and under the influence, I'm going to big boy jail and getting my ass reamed.
HiVoltage: I remember when I first was tuning woman, about 8 months ago, and every time I knew I'd be seeing her I'd plan a whole heap of conversation starters and segues because I was such an awkward cunt. You picked up how to not be that guy a lot quicker than me, so congrats. Sucks she had a boyfriend, but, whilst I don't condone cheating at all and I think it's the most disrespectful thing someone can do to someone else, just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.