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THE FIFTEEN LEGENDARY SIGMA TECHNIQUES
1. The Contract Left Pec - Pioneered by Callum Rai, the first legendary technique, known to be the best lenshu move in the world, the mere mention of the name of this technique strikes fear into the hearts of the [Urban] members who will never forget their crushing defeat at its hand(s).

2. The Samopal Destroyer - Pioneered by phail and RNG, together they make an unstoppable team capable of dismembering any knee at a random time that doesn't make any sense, assuring a swift and decisive victory.

3. Gum Gum Rocket - Pioneered by Gum, a powerful technique capable of launching the user in any direction, however the direction is not for the user to decide.

4. Dragon Kick/Dragon Elite - Pioneered by JeP and TheZEROts, the Dragon Kick is a filthy rush move and The Dragon Elite is a disgustingly RP move name used by some shitter that has promptly been stolen by clan Sigma for ironic use.

5. The Fandabydosy Kick - Pioneered by Swarfiga, this kick is capable of both doing things and having a really hard to remember name. It is Swarfiga's best and only move.

6. The Jew Remover

no more


7. Pirowette - Pioneered by SigmaPhi, the user does a wicked sick little spin which leaves everyone stunned and really impressed.

8. Stanky Leg - Pioneered by SigmaPhi and Ryan Costa, this move was inspired by an early 90s dance move and subsequently bastardized into what I assume is a kick opener, no one really knows because we just claim that every kick is a Stanky Leg.

9. The Sigma Lock - Pioneered by clan Sigma, this is performed by locking your legs around someone and then shouting SIGMA LOCK, SIGMA LOCK into text chat and making everyone really excited for your awesome hold.

10. Thousand Times Fake-out - Pioneered by phail, where you keep pretending to kick people with a different foot and making them adjust their move until you just kick them real hard right in the dick.

11. The Monster Mash - Pioneered by phail, the user performs a grab, alternating raising and lowering each arm until the opponent is in position for the graveyard smash.

you should already know this




12. Goatse Tackle - Pioneered by LiveAmmoPTBT - the user turns themself into an artistic representation of a goatse and charges at the opponent, this is followed by throwing the game and losing the clan war.

13. The Sigma Social Slip Pioneered by John H. Winston Beattie in the 1800s, this legendary technique has been passed down the ages and developed into a fine art. The user eats dinner with their family, however as soon as dinner is over they return to their room, only to resurface the next time that food is mentioned. Note: it takes years of training and practice to be able to successfully slip away from family gatherings, perform at your own risk.

14. The Glider - Pioneered by Mathias, this is a very powerful technique that consists of the user jumping out of the dojo before the end of the match and gliding off into the sunset. This move is still in the development stage yet, and so far the only results from attempting it have been falling and subsequent disqualification.

15. The Pin - Pioneered by phail, the user does a fully fucking sick pin of the other guy with one arm. It's really hype and everyone shouts in chat. Note: can only be performed on GMs, no trials allowed.

MORE MOVES WILL BE ADDED AS THEY ARE CREATED
Last edited by phail; Aug 2, 2015 at 09:19 PM.
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