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Approved Hymns™ of the Chvrch
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Hello and welcome to our Hymns Catalogue
This is a place of sanctity where we believers can enjoy and embrace all Chvrch approved hymns.

To begin with we shall all gather together and listen to Chvrches - The Mother We Share



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Last edited by Swarfiga; Feb 8, 2015 at 04:23 AM.
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Last edited by Swarfiga; Feb 8, 2015 at 04:53 AM.

Discord: bicycleforrats
<[Obey]Quest> yall needa tap into my telegram on gad
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BEATTIE DECLARES THAT THIS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL HYMN OF THE CHVRCH OF BEATTIE



THIS IS SET IN A CHURCH SO DONT YOU FUCKIN REMOVE IT

IM THE CLAN LEADER CUT THAT OUT

YOU CANT STOP ME

IM GONNA SING ALONG NOW:

YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND LIKE A RAI TAKES A SHIT (ie frequently)
YEAH YOU PMS LIKE SWARFIGA EDITING POSTS
AND YOU DO A SHIT
ALWAYS SPOOKED BY SKELLIES

I SHOULD KNOW THAT WATER'S NO GOOD FOR BEATTIE

CUZ BEATTIE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING
HE'S WET WHEN IT'S DRY
IT'S DRY WHY IS HE WET
WE NAP WE WAKE UP
WE PISS WE GET TUCK
(YOU) YOU DONT REALLY WANNA STAY UP, NO
(YOU) BUT THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOWPANE, OH
HE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING

BEATTIE USED TO BE
JUST A GUY ON A TRAMPOLINE
THE SAME ENERGY
NOW'S A FAILED BACKFLIP
USED TO ENJOY HIS LASAGNE
NOW HE'S GOT EBOLA

I SHOULD KNOW THAT WATER'S NO GOOD FOR BEATTIE

CUZ BEATTIE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING
HE'S WET WHEN IT'S DRY
IT'S DRY WHY IS HE WET
WE NAP WE WAKE UP
WE PISS WE GET TUCK
(YOU) YOU DONT REALLY WANNA STAY UP, NO
(YOU) BUT THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOWPANE, OH
HE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING

SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR
GOT A CASE OF SQUIRTY SHITS
STUCK IN SOME STAIRS LIKE A DOG
CAN'T GET OUT OF THESE STAIRS

BEATTIE CHANGES HIS MIND LIKE A RAI TAKES A SHIT

CUZ BEATTIE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING
HE'S WET WHEN IT'S DRY
IT'S DRY WHY IS HE WET
WE NAP WE WAKE UP
WE PISS WE GET TUCK

BEATTIE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING
HE'S WET WHEN IT'S DRY
IT'S DRY WHY IS HE WET
WE NAP WE WAKE UP
WE PISS WE GET TUCK
(YOU) YOU DONT REALLY WANNA STAY UP, NO
(YOU) BUT THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOWPANE, OH
HE'S WET THEN HE'S DEAD
HE'S TUCK THEN HE'S ZZZ
HE'S WHOOOAAAAAAAR THEN HE'S WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
HE'S UNAWARE WHERE HE'S POSTING

ok that's all the lyrics, this is now an official hymn of the chvrch of beattie thank you thanks WHOOOAAAAAAAARmen

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You have been visited by the #Blessed Beattie
We at the Chvrch suggest you vent your frustrations via the Chvrch Confessional



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Last edited by phail; Feb 8, 2015 at 05:52 AM.

"i wish i could do that ken watanabe face where his eyes are really wide" -siku 2015
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Discord: bicycleforrats
<[Obey]Quest> yall needa tap into my telegram on gad
Chase Sapphire Reserve® Cardholder
please no caps in brackets moonshake our leader steven beattie does not like that
starting work on lyrics for a new hymn

(swarf pls dont remove the video, we need it so people know what tune to sing to thank you thanks)



steven beattie's got wet ears
he's why they call it windowpane
knows all of the lifehacks
i should've gone to chvrch sooner

if the dong ever did speak
beattie's the last true mouthpiece
every nap's getting more bleak
a fresh pie floater each week

'we were born tuck' you heard them say it

my chvrch offers earplugs for showers
tells me 'take naps in the bedroom'
the only heaven i'll be sent to
is when i'm asleep with you (like, at the same time)

i was born tuck
but i love naps
command me to take naps
amen amen amen amen

[chorus 2x]
take me to chvrch
i'll get stuck in the stairs like a dog at my house
i'll tell beattie my sins so he can sharpen his katano
offer him that pie floater
good dong let me take a nice nap

if i'm a peanut butter farmer
steven beattie's got a lazy eye
to keep my ears from getting wet
he demands i use earplugs

[IN PROGRESS]
Last edited by hanz0; Feb 25, 2015 at 02:22 AM.

"i wish i could do that ken watanabe face where his eyes are really wide" -siku 2015
DONSELUKE, MASTER OF LAWSUIT
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I made a sick dank meme-core mix

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Last edited by Swarfiga; Mar 22, 2015 at 10:28 AM.
NEW SONG



HELLO BEATTIE RAI'S OLD FRIEND
RAI'S COME TO TAKE A PISS AGAIN
BECAUSE A BEATTIE SOFTLY CREEPING
BOUGHT RAI MACCA'S WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
AND THE MACCA'S THAT WAS PLANTED
IN RAI'S MOUTH STILL REMAINS
WITHIN THE SOUND OF BEATTIE

WITH RESTLESS PISS RAI WALKED ALONE
NARROW HALLWAY TO THE TOILET
'NEATH THE HALO OF HIS NIGHTLIGHT
HE FELT HIS JAMMIES WERE WARM AND DAMP
WHEN RAI'S ASS WAS STABBED BY THE FLASH OF
A SQUIRTY SHIT THAT SPLIT THE NIGHT
AND TOUCHED THE SOUND OF BEATTIE

AND IN THE SQUIRTY SHIT RAI SAW
TEN THOUSAND SALAMIS MAYBE MORE
BEATTIE NAPPING WITHOUT SNORING
BEATTIE SHOWERING WITHOUT EARPLUGS
BEATTIE WRITING WORDS THAT PEOPLE NEVER READ CUS NO ONE CARES
DISTURB THE SOUND OF BEATTIE

FOOLS SAID RAI, YOU DO NOT KNOW
BEATTIE LIKE A TUCK BOY NAPS
SEE MY FISH THAT I MIGHT SELL YOU
TAKE MY HAGGIS THAT I MIGHT FEED YOU
BUT MY PISS LIKE SILENT RAINDROPS FELL
AND ECHOED IN THE WELLS OF SCOTLAND

AND THE PEOPLE BOWED AND PRAYED
TO THE SQUIRTY SHIT RAI MADE
AND BEATTIE CRIED OUT HIS WARNING
IN THE WORDS THAT HE WAS FORMING
AND BEATTIE SAID "THE PISS OF THE SCOTTISH
IS DRIPPING FROM THE SUBWAY WALLS AND TENEMENT HALLS"
AND WHISPERED IN THE SOUNDS OF BEATTIE
Last edited by hanz0; Jul 31, 2015 at 09:34 AM.

"i wish i could do that ken watanabe face where his eyes are really wide" -siku 2015
DONSELUKE, MASTER OF LAWSUIT
if you love america please sign this petition
B&B&B&