Ranking
time for a new hymn™



IS THIS THE REAL RAI
IS THIS JUST A BEATTIE
GONE TO THE MACCAS
TO BUY A NICE ICE COFFEE
OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE MENU AND SEE
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
I NEED AN ICE COFFEE
BECAUSE I LIKE TO PLAY, YU GI OH
AND I LIKE, CAPTAIN COLD
ANY TIME MY NAP COMES, DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME, TO MEEEEE

HELEN, JUST TOOK A NAP
PUT MY HEAD AGAINST THE BED
CLOSED MY EYES, NOW IT'S TEN
HELEN, FLASH HAD JUST BEGUN
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND MISSED THE EPISODE
HELEN, OOOO
DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP
IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, AND WATCH LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

TOO LATE, THE BIRD HAS COME
SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BIRD IS WEEAYHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY I'VE GOT TO GO
GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND TALK TO CAL
HELEN, OOO (ANY TIME MY NAP COMES)
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN TUCK AT ALL

RAI SEES A SKINNY SILHOUETTO OF BEATTIE
SKELETON, SKELETON WILL YOU PACK YOUR FUCKIN BAGS
RAW HERRINGS AND HAGGIS VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
STEVEN BEATTIE, STEVEN BEATTIE
STEVEN BEATTIE, STEVEN BEATTIE
STEVEN BEATTIE HURRY UP - WE MISSED THE TRAAIIIIIIN

BUT I'M JUST A TUCK BOY AND SLEEP LIKE A VAMPIRE
HE'S JUST A TUCK BOY WHO GOES TO SLEEP EARLY
SPARE HIM HIS EARS FROM GETTING REAL WET
EASY COME EASY GO WILL YOU LET ME STREAM
FUCK BEATTIE! NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU STREAM - LET HIM STREAM
FUCK BEATTIE! WE WILL NOT LET YOU STREAM - LET HIM STREAM
FUCK BEATTIE! WE WILL NOT LET YOU STREAM LET ME STREAM
WILL NOT LET YOU STREAM LET ME STREAM (NEVER)
NEVER LET YOU STREAM LET ME STREAM
NEVER LET YOU STREAAAAAAAAM
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
OH HELEN BEATTIE, HELEN BEATTIE, HELEN BEATTIE LET ME STREAM
SPUD BEATTIE FARMED SOME PEANUT BUTTER FOR ME
FOR ME
FOR MEEEEE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN TO PACK MY BAGS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME IN YGO PRO
OH BEATTIE CAN'T GET YOUR EARS WET BEATTIE
JUST GOTTA PUT PLUGS JUST GOTTA PUT PLUGS IN YOUR EARS

OOH YEAH, OOH YEAH
ONLY MACCAS MATTERS
I WANT ICE COFFEE
ONLY MACCAS MATTERS, ONLY MACCAS MATTERS TO ME

ANY TIME MY NAP COMES

"i wish i could do that ken watanabe face where his eyes are really wide" -siku 2015
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