Toribash
This didn't take place in #Claninq but i still found it entertaining

[09:23.30] <Donkey> [11:40:29] <Donkey> How do I glitch shutter shades to be black, with an eye patch?
[09:23.48] <Triton> is that possible?
[09:23.56] <Donkey> or any colour
[09:24.16] <Sparky> i showed you how
[09:24.21] <Sparky> told *
[09:24.33] <Donkey> I think there's another way that involves the use of a set, Sparky.
[09:24.44] <Sparky> idk then
[09:25.22] <ishi> hi dont talk about dumb stuff in support
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[09:27.43] <Donkey> damn, i'm sure when hampa created this game he didn't imagine his staff to be this shit
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[09:29.09] <ishi> lol
[09:29.10] <opraaa> wow what a stinger
[09:29.17] <opraaa> thats gotta hurt ishi
[09:29.22] <Triton> reporting for harassment =
[09:29.29] <mwah> tell me how to glitch shit
[09:29.31] <mwah> you dumb staff fucks
[09:29.41] <opraaa> Cant believe staff actually let this kind of shit slide
[09:29.56] <Triton> Donkey is more of a dick than i am
[09:31.38] <opraaa> nah
[09:31.39] <opraaa> he is more of an
[09:31.41] <opraaa> ass
[09:32.03] <ishi> im pretty sure i said don't talk about dumb stuff here
[09:32.09] <ishi> dont make me start doing things
[09:35.37] <mwah> shut up you dumb staff fuck
[09:35.49] <mwah> i'm sure when hampa created this game he didn't imagine his staff to be this shit
"do it again and i'll insert my giant watermelon dick into your cornhole" ~ Smaguris
I'm just gonna leave this here. I'm still allowed to post here right?


[09:11] <@Hawke> GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
[09:11] <@Hawke> DONT YOU JUST HATE
[09:11] <@Hawke> WHEN YOU'RE ROBBING A CASINO
[09:11] <@Hawke> AND A GUARD SEES THE SECURITY ROOM IS OPEN
[09:11] <Glimpsed> SAY NO MORE
[09:14] <Glimpsed> okay you can carry on now
[09:14] <Glimpsed> I just had to get some popcorn
[09:14] <Glimpsed> sorry hawke
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[09:14] <@Hawke> AND SO HE
[09:14] <@Hawke> GET THIS
[09:14] <@Hawke> CALLS FUCKING DISPATCH
[09:15] <@Hawke> NOW I HAVE TO CARRY BAGS OF FUCKING CASH WHILE FIGHTING OFF THE GODDAMN COPS
[09:15] <Glimpsed> what did you use as a weapon
[09:15] <@Hawke> Goddamn plinker
[09:15] <Glimpsed> -google plinker
[09:15] <@Botty> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plinking - In particular, the plinker is set at liberty from the very restrictive rules found at many gun ranges. Certainly, this freedom may be used to violate basic safety*...
[09:15] <@Hawke> handgun
[09:15] <Glimpsed> oh
[09:16] <Glimpsed> -urban handgun
[09:16] <@Botty> when a male's penis is so small that the person giving him a handjob has to make a handgun symbol with their hand and use only the pinky and ring finger to jack them off.
[09:16] <Glimpsed> good to know.
[09:16] <@Hawke> Payday Golden Grin, in case you didn't figure that out
Glimpsed
Why did you leave Inquisition for Vibe

you stupid fat nerd
"do it again and i'll insert my giant watermelon dick into your cornhole" ~ Smaguris
You left inq too
nerd
Yeah but we loved you more obviously :c ~Tuna
Last edited by Tuna; Oct 10, 2015 at 09:34 PM.
Glimpsed
[15:24] <Fran> get on my level scrub, I have cheese sandwiches
[15:25] <Tuna> Creati0n close your tags in your unsertitle! :P
[15:25] <Creati0n> i did
[15:25] <Creati0n> there's a char limit
[15:25] <Tuna> (I actually did close mine, they just got cut out :c)
[15:34] <Creati0n> tuna
[15:35] <Creati0n> fixed it btw, was c/ping it and accidentally deleted things
[15:35] <Tuna> .
[15:35] <Tuna> I saw
[15:35] <Tuna> >.>
[15:35] <Tuna> Let me fix my own usertitle, since I had it fixed
[15:35] <Creati0n> i juST FIXED IT WHY DID IT GO BACK BLACK
[15:35] <Tuna> until you BROKE IT AGAIN
[15:35] <Creati0n> I DIDNT BREAK IT YOU LITTLE
[15:35] <Creati0n> YOU DID
[15:35] <Creati0n> I FIXED IT
[15:36] <Tuna> NO
[15:36] <Tuna> YOU MADE IT GO RED AGAIN
[15:36] <Tuna> !
[15:36] <Creati0n> IT WAS RED THE FIRST TIME
[15:36] <Tuna> That made the </marquee> cut
[15:36] <box> stfu nerds
[15:36] <Tuna> GO AWAY BOX
[15:36] <Hawke> LOUD NOISES
[15:36] <Creati0n> DICKS
[15:36] <Tuna> BANG
[15:36] <box> what usertitles
[15:36] <box> are u guys not knowing waht ur doing
[15:36] <Tuna> Yes, we do
[15:37] <Creati0n> he's fucking around with his usertitle and i fixed it and he broke it
[15:37] <Hawke> Apparently not.
[15:37] <Tuna> :/, until Creati0n bloody broke it again!
[15:37] <Creati0n> bITCH NO
[15:37] <Creati0n> I FIXED IT
[15:37] <Creati0n> IT WAS RED
[15:37] <box> how do u break html
[15:37] <Tuna> BITCH YES
[15:37] <box> do you have a reading disability
[15:37] <Creati0n> APPARENTLY THIS FISH DOES
[15:37] <box> lmao he callin u out tuna
[15:37] <box> u gonna take that?
[15:38] <Tuna> User tittles have a char limit, so it cuts out text
[15:38] <Hawke> both of them think the other one broke it
[15:38] <box> i wouldn't take that from a foreigner like Creati0n
[15:38] <Tuna> also
[15:38] <Creati0n> titles
[15:38] <Creati0n> tittles
[15:38] <Creati0n> im done
[15:38] <Creati0n> box u tryna box
[15:38] <Creati0n> square up
[15:38] <Creati0n> o wait
[15:38] * box box
[15:38] <Creati0n> ur always square
[15:38] <Tuna> TITS ARE BETTER!
[15:38] <box> fuck kinda boxes do you pack shit in that are two-dimensional
[15:38] <Creati0n> im so
[15:39] <Tuna> Also, I had actually made it not cut out the tags, and then Creati0n went and messed with things :c
[15:39] <Creati0n> no ur just not agreeing that i fixed it and ur a dork
[15:39] <Tuna> LEAVE MY ACCOUNT ALONE BITCH :C
[15:40] <Creati0n> thEN ADMIT THAT I AM RIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCH
[15:40] <Tuna> BUT YOU'RE NOT
[15:40] <Creati0n> BUT I AM
[15:40] <Tuna> NO
[15:40] <Creati0n> YES
[15:40] <Tuna> When you changed it back it cut out the </marquee>
[15:40] <Tuna> That's a damn fact
[15:40] <Creati0n> you have two </marquee> tags
[15:40] <Tuna> :C
[15:40] <Creati0n> successively
[15:40] <Creati0n> how is
[15:41] <Creati0n> why
[15:41] <Creati0n> i
[15:41] <Tuna> I have two <marquee> tags
[15:41] <Creati0n> JUST MERGE THEM
[15:41] <Creati0n> INTO
[15:41] <Creati0n> ONE
[15:41] <Tuna> I CBA
[15:41] <Tuna> !
[15:41] <Creati0n> SEE UR JUST BEING A DUMB SHIT IM
[15:41] <Creati0n> so done bye
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.