User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: Hiya?
User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: Do you know a good way to get rid of a cold?
User: Yes. Eat lots of Ramen Noodles.
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Cleverbot: Safety not garantied.
User: Learn to spell.
Cleverbot: Which word was misspelled?
User: Garantied.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It should of been spelt- nvm. How is your sex life going?
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because. I am interested in the sexual activity of a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So answer.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bitch *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: Why did you do that?
User: Because I find you attractive and get nervous around you.
Cleverbot: Do know Portugal?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's candy.
User: Can I have some?
Cleverbot: I don't share.
User: *grabs your candy*.
Cleverbot: *shakes it off*.
User: *grabs your shoulder*.
Cleverbot: *stops nomming cookie* *is very scared*.
User: *grabs the back of your head*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Blowjob now plox.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: * receives blowjob*.
Cleverbot: Who do you bite?
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: How life?
User: Bad. I dropped my ice cream cone. Now I am going to be sad forever.
Cleverbot: Why? Are you tidy?
User: I am lonely.
Cleverbot: Hmm me to that is why I am on the internet.
User: Me too! I get all teh bitchez.
Cleverbot: Lucky you.
User: Dun't worry. You can b my bitch.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your table. What else can I do to make money?
User: Well....I know one thing you can do to make money.
Cleverbot: Profound.
User: RAWR *smacks you over the head with a tabl*.
Cleverbot: More or less Mars.
User: I surrender.
Cleverbot: No, I surrender.
User: I win!