Riddles
Riddle 1:
A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.
What is happening?
Riddle 2:
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. The cop did nothing, because he didn't break any traffic laws.
Why not?
Riddle 3:
When Miss Mae purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Miss Mae returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. The salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities. Miss Mae had said words to the parrot, but the parrot did not repeat them.
Why didn't the bird talk?
Riddle 4:
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call.
What is it?
Riddle 5:
I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?
Riddle 6:
Not really a riddle - Which bird does not belong in this group and why?
finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, sparrow
Riddle 7:
One of us falls, and never breaks.
One of us breaks, but never falls.
What are we?
Riddle 8:
Break it and it is better, immediately set and harder to break again.
What is it?
Any person who can give me the answers will get a hug from me.
And maybe you'll earn yourself a spot in my siggy(ffs)
Goodluck.
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Last edited by Mawt; Nov 3, 2011 at 01:08 AM.