Ty , and yers is sexy too :P

Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.

lol great tips guys

You need a girl whose name doesn't end with .jpg. You do.

if I were gay, you'd still be fuck ugly.

oh, don't need to go gay cause you're looking at me o:, cause:
you don't get fat by looking at the menu

Be kind to others, send me money

If electricity comes from electrons, then morality surely comes from morons.

nice!
everything is free if you've got a gun

It's a kind of crazy bonus:
Buy one dog, get one flea...

it's my sig! give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.