1. Be like JoboMan
2. Nah
3. I’m not like JoboMan ;((
4. If you forget to be like JoboMan
Behind the emotional barriers we all put up on a day to day basis, I am so much more than the limitations of realness and physicalities box me up to be. Through JoboMan, his divine superiority, I have been cleansed enough to see past the filthy brigade of pests and vermin that litter the Toribash community with their vile and putrid existance; through JoboMan an eradication of gargantuan proportions can be unleashed upon this useless rock we inhabit totally isolating it to only those who follow the Benevolent and Protective Order of JoboMan. I hope you can understand this isn't a religion, this is the religion. This is the truth.
Last edited by Alejandro2; Mar 29, 2018 at 12:13 PM.