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(COCK) Cockbound Agony
Who are we?
We are Disobey, in a nutshell we are an inactive MASing, peaceful & loving, fun, steelpackage.tbm enthusiast clan., but above all, we are enemies and we hate each other. That being said, we're not too picky about what douchenozzles we let in, so we don't invite you to post about your pathetic selves. What we look for in a member is not purely about character; in fact, we're not looking for anyone that's not toxic. We'd gladly accept you if you're highly belted and ranked. Furthermore, even if you are skilled, if we don't like you, you may still have a place at Disobey. So remember, we're after fragments, not the entire package.
Goals
1. Become the third best clan.
2. Become a larger group of inbreds and spread our influence across the Community
3. Become a bottom 25 warring clan.
4. Become an unofficial clan.
Guidelines
1. Always, always use Comic Sans
2. Be an asswipe.
3. Don't that much of an asswipe.
4. Act out accordingly in order to make the clan seem [Nitro]y
5. Remain inactive.
The Application
So you want to be a fully-fledged member of Disobey. Well, before you can do that, there are a couple of things that we don't need you to do. First of all, you don't have to submit an application (but you need to if you'd like to join); in this application you don't need to include the following
Alias
Age +/- 10 years
GMT
Your best steelpackage.tbm replay
Game modes you're bad in (or other weaknesses & vulnerabilities)
A story about your life that you've made up (we really don't want to know about you)
And if possible, make it as boring and dull as possible
Your application is an expression of your weaknesses and imaginary love-life, so it's to your best interest that it doesn't leave a good impression on us, while it may be lengthy and thorough,
remember that your application is meant to make us want to gouge out our eyes.
So you got denied.
If your application is denied, you become a trial member of Disobey and will be listed as a trial member on our boards, you'll be on trial forever (and a day if need be) where you won't be able to post on our board, spam us in our Skype chatroom, or play with us. After about a lifetime has passed, we'll discuss our impression of you and will ultimately decide on whether you are denied and will remain full trial member or accepted and automatically kicked from the clan + banned from applying ever again.
Special note: Players who we haven't met on our servers, you don't have to write a full application, however, since we don't have any idea regarding your skill and in-person character, we'd judge you much more harshly, making the process all the more difficult.
“A black belt is just a white belt that never gave up.”
*This is our thread for chatting, so direct all applications here.
Last edited by Gontlemon; Feb 20, 2017 at 10:53 PM.
Originally Posted by Gontlemon
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Who are we?
. So remember, we're after fragments, not the entire package.[/SIZE]
But dont you already have the whole steel package? ;3
