Originally Posted by NormalCitizen

That's sort of the point.

Also, I tried to get in on it by posting:

troll

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I have come to this forum to seek guidance and forgiveness; I was at the local satan-worshipping devil music club last week, (I know, I feel terrible about it now) and I was approached by a negro female. She was a buxom beauty, with big plump breasts, and an equally plump behind. Her only flaw was her gigantic bottom lip. It made her look like a woman of the bush.

So she told me to follow her to the bathroom, and foolishly, I did.

She began undressing and forcing herself up against me. As I am a god-fearing white american man, I couldn't help but feel dirty having this kind of sexual interaction between a different breed.

As she undressed, shebegan to preform oral sex on me. I wanted to stop her, but my body wouldn't let me move. After I reached climax, she asked me this:

"Want to see me eat a muff?"

I immediately left the disgusting brothel of a music club and headed back to my apartment. I know that it is wrong to commit sodomy with a loose nigger lesbian whore/witch, and I will never forgive myself for it.

But I come here now, a broken man, to ask forgiveness from the lord thy God, using this forum as a medium to receive his judgement.


And if you will have me, I would very much like to be welcomed here, as a fellow child of our lord.


Yours in christ,

A simple child of god.

And I was banned like 5 minutes after

But that was totally what they're looking for :<

Nothing I ever do is enough.

Edit: FUCK, I forgot to list my church and quote my favorite bible verse, that's part of the application. Dammit.

Pretty sure it's true, I read a shitton of topics.