Post your funniest noob kills.

OwnedNoobyeieee made me laugh so hard i had to start this thread...

I'm nay really a fan of fighting noobies, but unfortunately there are times when good players are sparse.

I'm sure all you experienced players are able to take advantage, just like me.
I'm looking for stylish stuff with some character if possible, nay typical pawnage.

A little "/em" in your face never hurt anyone

PS. Can i use Mirc to advertise for good players needed? I board very easily fighting noobies