[10:11:45 PM] Habuuu: holy fuck

[10:11:50 PM] Habuuu: someone was just in my fucking house

[10:12:00 PM] Habuuu: I'm currently home alone

[10:12:08 PM] Habuuu: dude my heart ;-;

[10:12:14 PM] Douglas Thuglas: ???

[10:12:19 PM] Douglas Thuglas: uninvited?

[10:12:27 PM] Habuuu: i walked out of my room and saw some guy bolt down the stairs to my front door

[10:12:37 PM] Douglas Thuglas: what

[10:12:38 PM] Habuuu: 3am

[10:12:39 PM] Habuuu: atm

[10:12:39 PM] Douglas Thuglas: the fu

[10:12:44 PM] Habuuu: ye

[10:12:48 PM] Habuuu: help me ;-;

[10:12:53 PM] Douglas Thuglas: carry a knife.

[10:13:04 PM] Douglas Thuglas: snapkick the nigga

[10:13:26 PM] Habuuu: ill fucking dropkick him ;-;

[10:13:41 PM] Habuuu: Or headbutt his a$$

[10:13:42 PM] Habuuu: lmao

[10:13:50 PM] Douglas Thuglas: go for the knees

[10:16:06 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: [10:12 PM] Habuuu: 



<<< i walked out of my room and saw some guy bolt down the stairs to my front door

[10:16:15 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: In america we shoot them

[10:16:18 PM] Habuuu: Lmao

[10:16:24 PM] Habuuu: I couldnt get my gun in time

[10:16:27 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: lock your doors boy

[10:16:37 PM | Edited 10:16:40 PM] Shoddy: niggahue whatbar

[10:16:39 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: nigga coulda slit your throat if he wanted

[10:16:42 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: you're lucky af lmao

[10:17:09 PM] Habuuu: lmao he looked like 13

[10:17:14 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and

[10:17:16 PM] Habuuu: super short

[10:17:17 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: ?_?

[10:17:23 PM | Edited 10:17:32 PM] Shoddy: Why TF didn't  you chase his ass

[10:17:30 PM] Habuuu: i didnt

[10:17:38 PM] Habuuu: i shouldve

[10:17:45 PM] Shoddy: ye

[10:17:47 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: shovel him

[10:17:50 PM] Habuuu: lmao

[10:17:58 PM] Habuuu: just grab him by the wrists and lift him LOL

[10:18:04 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: LOL

[10:18:11 PM] Shoddy: I would've sprinted after him and slammed his ass

[10:18:11 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: i'm dead

[10:18:12 PM] Habuuu: ill fckn dq your ass

[10:18:23 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: inb4 turnover

[10:18:27 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:18:30 PM] Douglas Thuglas: he's like pulling a knife on you and then you bend your wrists at an inhuman angle and they stick to him

[10:18:35 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: suplex then slamcap him

[10:18:35 PM] Habuuu: he ends up taking my stuff

[10:18:37 PM] Habuuu: walks out

[10:18:38 PM] Habuuu: "gg

[10:18:39 PM] Habuuu: "

[10:18:39 PM] Douglas Thuglas: then you bring your leg up and split him

[10:18:54 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: smash his head against the ground so hard his head rolls off

[10:18:55 PM] Shoddy: Inb4 'nigga im TB playa tyhazel!!, suplexin ya boi'

[10:18:58 PM] Habuuu: LOL

[10:19:11 PM] Douglas Thuglas: as life escapes his body, his last words are: 'fuckin lifter fag'

[10:19:16 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: LOL

[10:19:25 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: i can;t

[10:19:31 PM] Shoddy: 'fucking shoveler.......'

[10:19:32 PM] Habuuu: YES YOU CAN!+

[10:19:33 PM] Douglas Thuglas: and habu's all like jijy

[10:19:44 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: "lolnoob u suk hav 2 shuvel 4 win"

[10:19:49 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: dies

[10:19:52 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:19:55 PM] Habuuu: lel

[10:20:05 PM] Habuuu: some guy burnt a church down here in iceland a while ago :p

[10:20:16 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: your area is fantastic

[10:20:20 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: i bet someone scammed him

[10:20:22 PM] Habuuu: people talking on the news about how he would be sinned forever or some shit

[10:20:23 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:20:25 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: he didn't get his Orc Force

[10:20:29 PM] Habuuu: LO

[10:20:30 PM] Douglas Thuglas: I'm now imagining habu spotting the intruder and going into xspar mode

[10:20:33 PM] Habuuu: L

[10:20:35 PM] Habuuu: rip 13tc :c

[10:20:37 PM] Douglas Thuglas: like, doing the youtube run at him

[10:20:40 PM] Habuuu: LOL

[10:20:42 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: LOL

[10:20:49 PM] Habuuu: i should make that kinda video

[10:20:50 PM] Habuuu: ye

[10:20:50 PM] Habuuu: lets

[10:20:54 PM] Habuuu: a friend is coming on the 28th

[10:20:58 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: you just cork and land a kick

[10:20:59 PM] Habuuu: best friend tbh

[10:21:00 PM] Saint-Hellion: i walked out of my room and saw some guy bolt down the stairs to my front door

[10:21:02 PM] Saint-Hellion: .-.

[10:21:02 PM] Habuuu: you hear that faggots

[10:21:02 PM] Habuuu: fuck you

[10:21:04 PM] Saint-Hellion: like

[10:21:08 PM] Habuuu: Yes saint

[10:21:08 PM] Saint-Hellion: lock the fucking door

[10:21:08 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:21:13 PM] Habuuu: Saint

[10:21:15 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: we're so casual about home intruders

[10:21:20 PM] Habuuu: my mom is out with her friends

[10:21:23 PM] Habuuu: and she doesnt have keys

[10:21:24 PM] Habuuu: you fucking

[10:21:26 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: walk outside with a gun

[10:21:28 PM] Saint-Hellion: mhmm stay up

[10:21:28 PM] Habuuu: cunt

[10:21:31 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: i bet money he's out there

[10:21:33 PM] Habuuu: my dog is going deaf

[10:21:34 PM] Saint-Hellion: no reason to not lock the door

[10:21:35 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: looking at your house

[10:21:36 PM] Saint-Hellion: anyways

[10:21:42 PM] Saint-Hellion: I've been attacked in an alley once

[10:21:49 PM] Saint-Hellion: just got to learn to disarm

[10:21:49 PM] Habuuu: Triton

[10:21:53 PM] Habuuu: send me a rifle ;-;

[10:21:57 PM] Habuuu: or actually fuck it

[10:21:58 PM] Saint-Hellion: (I have the scars to prove it)

[10:22:01 PM] Habuuu: ill order one off amazin

[10:22:03 PM] Douglas Thuglas: because most people in clen could murder the average human with their bare hands no joke

[10:22:04 PM] Habuuu: amazon*

[10:22:07 PM] Saint-Hellion: and a pic... somewhere

[10:22:16 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: my dad has a shotgun that can probably split a skinny person in half

[10:22:19 PM] Habuuu: Yo dude i reckon this kids trying to sneak in again

[10:22:20 PM] Habuuu: brb

[10:22:24 PM] Douglas Thuglas: HABU

[10:22:25 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: ._.

[10:22:31 PM] Douglas Thuglas: PUNCH HIM IN THE NECK

[10:22:41 PM] Saint-Hellion: Yo dude i reckon this kids trying to sneak in againyes

[10:22:42 PM] Douglas Thuglas: THROW A CHAIR

[10:22:42 PM] Saint-Hellion: OMG

[10:22:43 PM] Habuuu: bk

[10:22:44 PM] Saint-Hellion: LIKE

[10:22:44 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: leg sweep him and go for the arm lock

[10:22:46 PM] Douglas Thuglas: SUPLEX

[10:22:47 PM] Habuuu: ill fckin kick him in his neck

[10:22:48 PM] Saint-Hellion: WAIT THERE WITH A KNIFE

[10:22:54 PM] Saint-Hellion: AND SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

[10:22:55 PM] Habuuu: ill fucking LOL

[10:22:57 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: you're liable to kill him

[10:22:57 PM] Habuuu: saint

[10:22:59 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: his family

[10:23:01 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: will cry

[10:23:03 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: his friends

[10:23:03 PM] Habuuu: just sit on the stairs

[10:23:05 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: will cry

[10:23:07 PM] Saint-Hellion: yes

[10:23:08 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: but he snuck in

[10:23:08 PM] Habuuu: wait for him to open the door

[10:23:09 PM] Saint-Hellion: do that

[10:23:10 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: so kill him

[10:23:10 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: `-`

[10:23:13 PM] Saint-Hellion: YES

[10:23:14 PM] Habuuu: run up and threaten him with the knife xd

[10:23:22 PM] Saint-Hellion: be like "

[10:23:23 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: watch him pull out a gun

[10:23:24 PM] Saint-Hellion: HI KIDS

[10:23:25 PM] Habuuu: ill fucking eat his family if it cries

[10:23:28 PM] Habuuu: drink its tears

[10:23:28 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: you're never gonna come back

[10:23:31 PM] Douglas Thuglas: seeing his loved ones cry is incentive

[10:23:31 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and we're gonna be like

[10:23:35 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: i wonder where Habu went

[10:23:38 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:23:53 PM] Habuuu: lmao

[10:23:54 PM] Habuuu: this kid

[10:23:55 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: attend his funeral

[10:23:56 PM] Habuuu: is outside

[10:23:56 PM] Habuuu: xD

[10:23:57 PM] Douglas Thuglas: I bet he'll come in and steal habu's pc and start making dank edits

[10:24:04 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and just go up to his family members and whisper

[10:24:07 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: "you're next"

[10:24:08 PM] Habuuu: Lmao doug

[10:24:18 PM] Habuuu: nvm

[10:24:22 PM] Habuuu: hes not really 13 or some shit

[10:24:23 PM] Habuuu: just short

[10:24:25 PM] Habuuu: like 5,1 :p

[10:24:26 PM] Douglas Thuglas: he'll probably record and edit your death bruh

[10:24:34 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: but make it like tb style

[10:24:36 PM] Douglas Thuglas: for all we know that could be velair out there

[10:24:37 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and shit

[10:24:39 PM] Habuuu: He probably thinks he looks thug af

[10:24:45 PM] Habuuu: lmao

[10:24:47 PM] Habuuu: imma get my friend

[10:24:48 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: buy a sniper rifle

[10:24:49 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and like

[10:24:49 PM] Saint-Hellion: I'm going to post this on clen

[10:24:50 PM] Habuuu: to do a yt run

[10:24:51 PM] Habuuu: and spar

[10:24:54 PM] Habuuu: with something

[10:24:54 PM] Saint-Hellion: this whole chat

[10:24:54 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: lay down at the top of your stairs

[10:24:55 PM] Habuuu: xD

[10:24:59 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: with the rifle aimed at your door

[10:25:03 PM] Shoddy: Soupbin

[10:25:06 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: like a fucking U.S. sniper

[10:25:10 PM] Shoddy: How much attacked

[10:25:12 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and blow his brains out

[10:25:13 PM] Shoddy: in an alleyway

[10:25:18 PM] Saint-Hellion: as in

[10:25:22 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: god i'm savage

[10:25:24 PM] Saint-Hellion: knife threatening money

[10:25:28 PM] Douglas Thuglas: probably not much if he just learned to disarm

[10:25:29 PM] Saint-Hellion: it was easy

[10:25:33 PM] Saint-Hellion: he ws incompetent

[10:25:40 PM] Shoddy: Why do you have scars then

[10:25:42 PM] Shoddy: mfw

[10:25:42 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: robs guy with knife

[10:25:43 PM] Saint-Hellion: but i'm bad at disarming

[10:25:48 PM] Saint-Hellion: Why do you have scars then

[10:25:51 PM] Saint-Hellion: what I just said

[10:25:53 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: other dude pulls out magnum and robs guy with knife

[10:25:56 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: gg

[10:25:57 PM] Douglas Thuglas: if soupbin could disarm him he must have had glass wrists or something

[10:26:06 PM] Saint-Hellion: i'm not weak .-.

[10:26:12 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: suplex him

[10:26:25 PM] Douglas Thuglas: yes but the techniques for these things are complex

[10:26:27 PM] Shoddy: knife guy snaps his fingers and 3 tall black dudes with shotguns show up

[10:26:28 PM] Habuuu: lmao

[10:26:36 PM] Habuuu: This

[10:26:37 PM] Habuuu: fucking

[10:26:38 PM] Habuuu: kid

[10:26:38 PM] Habuuu: LOL

[10:26:54 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: american dude snaps his fingers and the entire military shows up

[10:26:55 PM] Douglas Thuglas: habu put a closed sign outside

[10:26:55 PM] Douglas Thuglas: like a shop

[10:26:55 PM] Habuuu: I been standing in the window

[10:26:59 PM] Habuuu: looking at him

[10:27:01 PM] Habuuu: tryna be all sneeky

[10:27:07 PM] Habuuu: like 2 mins later he realized

[10:27:08 PM] Habuuu: wtf

[10:27:10 PM] Shoddy: Nigga

[10:27:11 PM] Shoddy: Go

[10:27:11 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: walk out with a gun

[10:27:12 PM] Shoddy: FUcking

[10:27:12 PM] Habuuu: Lmao

[10:27:13 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: do it

[10:27:14 PM] Shoddy: Outside

[10:27:16 PM] Habuuu: SHODDY

[10:27:16 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: get your fucking gun

[10:27:17 PM] Shoddy: And kick his ass

[10:27:18 PM] Shoddy: Holy shit

[10:27:19 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: lmao

[10:27:20 PM] Habuuu: LOL

[10:27:20 PM] Habuuu: ok

[10:27:20 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: GET YOUR GUN

[10:27:22 PM] Habuuu: brb

[10:27:22 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:27:38 PM] Shoddy: Triton

[10:27:39 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and stand on your front porch

[10:27:41 PM] Shoddy: I dare you

[10:27:44 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: just grab a chair and sit down

[10:27:44 PM] Shoddy: Savage battle me

[10:28:03 PM] Shoddy: Approaches with pencil and threatens life

[10:28:33 PM | Removed 10:28:47 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: This message has been removed.

[10:28:42 PM] Shoddy: That's not what I mean

[10:28:44 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: oh

[10:28:52 PM] Shoddy: fuKin

[10:29:01 PM] Shoddy: cOunter my actiiiiions

[10:29:03 PM] Shoddy: brO

[10:29:17 PM] *** ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕ kicks shoddy in the face, stunning him ***

[10:29:20 PM] Habuuu: bk kids

[10:29:26 PM] Habuuu: i fucking shoveled his ass

[10:29:28 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: did you shoot him

[10:29:29 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: LOL

[10:29:35 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:29:39 PM] Shoddy: I'm calling

[10:29:40 PM] Shoddy: fucking

[10:29:41 PM] Shoddy: lies

[10:29:42 PM] Habuuu: im too fat to catch him tho

[10:29:45 PM] Shoddy: Anyway

[10:29:47 PM] Habuuu: shotgun doesnt have much range ;-;

[10:29:52 PM] Habuuu: Lol ok kid

[10:29:53 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: did you fucking run at him

[10:29:54 PM] Shoddy: They do

[10:29:54 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: legit

[10:29:55 PM] Shoddy: You fucking

[10:29:57 PM] Shoddy: moron

[10:29:57 PM] Habuuu: ill counter your fucking shovel kid

[10:30:00 PM] Shoddy: This isn't CoD

[10:30:00 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: did you straight

[10:30:02 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: sprint

[10:30:04 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: at the dude

[10:30:07 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: until he ran

[10:30:08 PM] Habuuu: this is csgo you loosr

[10:30:19 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: HABU WHAT HAPPENED

[10:30:19 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: A

[10:30:20 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: A

[10:30:20 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: A

[10:30:20 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: A

[10:30:20 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: A

[10:30:25 PM] Habuuu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[10:30:32 PM] Habuuu: I went outside and ran at him

[10:30:32 PM] Habuuu: xd

[10:30:34 PM] Habuuu: and he ran

[10:30:35 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: LOL

[10:30:37 PM] Habuuu: GET OFF MAH LAWN

[10:30:41 PM] Habuuu: except not ;-;

[10:30:44 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: ARE YOU SERIOUS

[10:30:44 PM] Habuuu: causei  dont have a lawn

[10:30:45 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: LOL

[10:30:46 PM] Habuuu: cause im too poor

[10:30:47 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: MAN OF THE YEAR

[10:30:48 PM] Habuuu: to afford one

[10:30:48 PM] Habuuu: to afford one

[10:31:00 PM] *** Shoddy While stunned Shoddy drops the flashbang in his hand, Blinding Triton ***

[10:31:00 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: he could have had friends

[10:31:01 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: or weapons

[10:31:05 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: and you were just like

[10:31:10 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: "gonna use my body"

[10:31:13 PM] Shoddy: soori was laTe with reSponSe

[10:31:19 PM] Habuuu: I'd fucking take my dick out if he pulled out a knife

[10:31:26 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: .__.

[10:31:44 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: i'd pull out my dick if i held a knife at someone and they had pulled their dick out

[10:31:46 PM | Edited 10:31:48 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: then what

[10:31:53 PM] Habuuu: swordfight

[10:31:57 PM] Habuuu: biggest man wins

[10:31:58 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: TO THE DEATH

[10:31:59 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: !!!

[10:32:02 PM] Shoddy: 'sword'fight*

[10:32:13 PM] Shoddy: Hue

[10:32:15 PM] Shoddy: Since it's a kid

[10:32:16 PM] Shoddy: and you

[10:32:19 PM] Habuuu: lel

[10:32:24 PM] Shoddy: It would be more like a 'Dagger'fight

[10:32:25 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: short man*

[10:32:27 PM] Habuuu: my dick would devour his little knob

[10:32:36 PM] Habuuu: LOL

[10:33:03 PM] *** ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕ blindly stumbles to the side, as he feels around briefly, he is able to recover a shotgun ***

[10:33:27 PM] *** Shoddy Dashes up the stairs ***

[10:33:35 PM] Habuuu: TODO ESTA A PUNTO DE CAMBIAR

[10:33:39 PM] *** ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕ takes a shot a Shoddy, barely missing ***

[10:33:45 PM] Habuuu: ESTO ES UNA!!

[10:33:51 PM] Habuuu: ADVERTENCIA

[10:33:59 PM] Habuuu: NOS GUSTE O NO

[10:34:00 PM] *** Shoddy climbs out the window ***

[10:34:00 PM] *** Douglas Thuglas comes in through the front door ***

[10:34:07 PM] Habuuu: ME DEPRIMO

[10:34:09 PM] *** Douglas Thuglas jumps off the porch ***

[10:34:13 PM] *** ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕ shoots douglas out of pure instinct ***

[10:34:15 PM] Habuuu: COMO UN DISCO GIRANDIO

[10:34:16 PM] Shoddy: It's not your turn

[10:34:18 PM] *** Douglas Thuglas jumps in the porsche ***

[10:34:18 PM] ♕ tгเt๏ภ ♕: douglas you dumbass

[10:34:19 PM] Habuuu: GIRANDO*

[10:34:28 PM] Shoddy: GLIMPSED ELIMINATED