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Blessing wibbles with divine nudes
Drunky!
Are you bored of events without a decent story behind them?
Do you want an event based on semi-true things?
Do you want to laugh at Sparky and embrace stereotypes about Australia?
If you answered yes to any of those questions: join us and see the glorious adventures of a drunken Australian boy on his quest to get home.
If you didn't answer with yes, join anyway you lazy git.
This event will have 5 rounds featuring singleplayer, multiplayer versus, and multiplayer coop, and only one of you will make it home, so better be prepared.
No Alts
No Replay stealing
No messing with Game rules
Sparky is a shitter but he aint a cheater!
Of course an event praising the abuse of alcohol like this one needs fitting prizes! So check this out:
1st: 10 ST 100.000 TC + Blood Vodka
2nd: 5 ST and 50.000 TC + Beer Hat
Bonus Prize: Out of everyone that legit participated and got eliminated 3 random people will receive xxxxxxx (Not released yet fuckers!)
[Signing up and then being inactive is not participating]
Also the best part: bragging rights, because lets face it we all just participate to rub it at people!
2 Random ES that probably hate you and are toally biased every round, your King Reta (eat a banana ffs) and the one and only SparkyTheTwinkerBoi!
The deadline for every round will be just 1 week so we get this over with as fast as sparky when he is fapping!
Except for the first round, that one will be 2 weeks long because posting your entry equals the sign up, and you need time to make up your mind because you cant just have fun... cunt.
So for every idiot thats either lazy or cant get that properly:
Post your first entry before April 10th
YOU CAN FIND THE SECOND TASK WITH THE MOD NEEDED HERE:http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...9&postcount=88
Last edited by Reta; Apr 30, 2017 at 09:38 AM.
Reason: nazid
Blessing wibbles with divine nudes
You seem to have escaped from the police, but Uke's Gang friend did too.
Mess up the guys face and hurry on ahead, use what you learned from Boxing with the Kangaroos or should that fail, pick up some thrash to thrash your opponent.
You are paired up randomly and will have to play 5 Matches in the attached mod, post replays here.
Deadline is 30th May.
Dont be a Wanker, participate.
Pairs
Special thanks to Odlov for the mod.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
-snip-
10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god
