I need something more believable for starters

alright alright,, did you know that the slowest animal in the world is slower than all the other animals in the world

is it slower than a panda?

i think, id have to ask both of them though

Give the panda a hug from me and ask if hes got my money.

I don't wanna send RiRi after him

im not very good at asking people for money they owe I fear u might have to call ur boy riri

She gon be mad, she gon say smth like

"Shit, your wife in the backseat of my brand

but when how and why?

There's no need to ask these questions when dealing with magic

giving grand archmage vibes