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Go out and have fun at a party. MAKE SURE SHE IS HAMMERED. I MEAN LIKE SHE IS DEAD! Drunk i mean. Then make sure you didnt drink anything. Then bring her into a room and take her clothes off. Just sit there until she wakes up and when she does just start banging her.
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hmmmm, how about getting high and listening to bob marley?
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You already went into the friend zone. There's no returning now. Sorry.

Not always i've banged friends.

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throw a birthday party for you self, at the end ask her to help clean up, turn on some slow jams and let the magic happen.
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Originally Posted by LulzMaster View Post
throw a birthday party for you self, at the end ask her to help clean up, turn on some slow jams and let the magic happen.

What magic the magic of presents? Drunken is the Best Way!!!!!! "Best"

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Originally Posted by Chac View Post
you're "friends" with a girl?


you're doing it wrong war, the only girls i'm friends with are fat chicks


also what the fuck @ this thread

Lol Fatties

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In my experience make jokes about doing her and stuff. If she thinks its funny see if you can make out with her... and the rest comes along with it.. none of that drug her up shit
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well ask her out

after a few dates

ask her for sex

do it

if she says no

drug her

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Walk into the room naked, say nothing, and begin business.

Unless you're fat and horrific, in which case you should probably accept that you'll die a virgin.
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