I went afk on a room I made once and I opened toribash back up and a kid said "Shh. Don't tell anyone. I'm going to touch you and you will love it. *caress*"

"I once beat a custom belt" -random low belt(s).

"Bloodrec 1v1 me loser has to delete there clan" -Telepathy

"I'm a carpet" - Atlantys9

My sig

"
*joins server*
who wants to suck my dick
no one?
well, I guess the search continues
good bye gay mailmen
*disconnects*"

- some yellow belt

funny and was a good meme

*joins duel server*
"The dismemberment threshold is 100000"
Me: I'll get you banned
*leaves server*

He didn't even know it was allowed lmao

*Sparring with a kid*
*Spins and does some moves*
Kid: I can parkour in real life.
Me: Oh? can you?
kid: yes
Me: where did you learn it?
kid: my grandfather
. . .