I'm sure y'all already get the bitch please theory. I post something silly I did(the person above) then you try to beat it by saying something even more silly that you did(doesn't have to be true but make it funny). So yeah, guess what?

I think I told y'all this already but meh, I farted in an empty public bathroom once and it echoed

Bitch Please, One time, I peed my pants cause I couldn't take my snow suit off. I walked around the rest of the day cowboy bowl-legged, hoping nobody would notice until I got home.

Ughh... How old were you then?

I forget must have been 2nd grade or something. I was in school the whole day.

Bitch please... I shoved my boner into the battery section of a singing ''I'm a Barbie Girl'' teddy bear.

this is the most retarded thing since Opera....

b*tch plz You are worst than them when it comes to set selling -.-'

Bitch please you censore bitch I say FUCK cause I'm that badass
God I feel retarded.

Bitch plz i feel more retarded when i chat with you on skype

Bitch please i put a gun to my mouth when i even see your name on fourms
Dammit im emo