Entry 5: fapfapfapfapfap (29/6-2010, 23:53)
God dammit I'm glad there's pictures on this site, or else I don't know what I would've done.
Surprisingly, there are not only men and nerdy and/or fat girls on this site. Tons of hot chicks too. Of course, many of the faces are familiar for a veteran porn conqueror such as myself (meaning they're fake), but still; there are many seriously good looking girls with "confirmation photos", that is, photos where they write the site name and their nick on a piece of paper and do a creative/slutty pose or whatever.
As to why they do this, I'm not quite sure. It's probably a scream for attention by the more attractive girls - maybe they're trying to find out if they could succeed in a modeling career. If that be the case, someone ought to tell them that a successful career as a model usually begins with a slightly clothed set, then one that includes half a bared tit or something. These girls have misunderstood the entire point of not sharing everything at once, because last time I checked, snapping a picture where you have your naked ass in the air, penetrated by something that could resemble a carrot is not the easiest way to becoming a model. Perhaps a niché pornstar though.
I had my first suggestion for cybering too, earlier today. Some 37-year old black chubby woman with a taste for "white young studs" laid on some pretty juicy scenario, but I spaz'd out and before I could think of a witty response, she disconnected.
To think I'm more uncomfortable on the web than I am in real life. Hmph.
God dammit I'm glad there's pictures on this site, or else I don't know what I would've done.
Surprisingly, there are not only men and nerdy and/or fat girls on this site. Tons of hot chicks too. Of course, many of the faces are familiar for a veteran porn conqueror such as myself (meaning they're fake), but still; there are many seriously good looking girls with "confirmation photos", that is, photos where they write the site name and their nick on a piece of paper and do a creative/slutty pose or whatever.
As to why they do this, I'm not quite sure. It's probably a scream for attention by the more attractive girls - maybe they're trying to find out if they could succeed in a modeling career. If that be the case, someone ought to tell them that a successful career as a model usually begins with a slightly clothed set, then one that includes half a bared tit or something. These girls have misunderstood the entire point of not sharing everything at once, because last time I checked, snapping a picture where you have your naked ass in the air, penetrated by something that could resemble a carrot is not the easiest way to becoming a model. Perhaps a niché pornstar though.
I had my first suggestion for cybering too, earlier today. Some 37-year old black chubby woman with a taste for "white young studs" laid on some pretty juicy scenario, but I spaz'd out and before I could think of a witty response, she disconnected.
To think I'm more uncomfortable on the web than I am in real life. Hmph.
Entry 6: Lifeforms (30/6-2010, 02:46)
'Cindy' was right, these people are pretty nice. I mean, I can actually lead a near-normal conversation with them. I've also learned how to abuse any euphemism and suggestive comment I encounter for integration purposes, both accidential and intentional ones. For instance:
- A guy that I first presumed to be just a massive weaboo. Shows out he's actually Japanese. Probably not a good sign. He's cool though.
- Two absolutely gorgeous girls (they have confirmation pictures); one scene-ish teen from the US and one 22-year old beauty queen from Australia. Funnily enough, they seem to be "in a relationship" with eachother. At first I thought maybe they were joking, like "haha we're so good friends we're basically girlfriends", but they seem to sincerely mean it. Despite not having met in real life. They also get kicks out of aggressively shooting down men that come on to them. (I'm not one of the victims though, it that's what you're thinking.)
- A finnish-korean girl that I spent one and a half hour talking music with. She's got good taste, to be honest, and actually managed to show me some genres of music I've never even heard before.
- One guy that claims to have the largest penis on the site. If his pictures are anything to go by, he's either great at photoshop, or he does infact have a massive dong. It looks the size of my arm.
- Two mature ladies that administrate the room, running it with iron-fists. I must admit, I think it's fun whenever they flatten out spammers and retards.
So yeah, I feel like I'm integrating unsettlingly well here...I haven't had a go at cybering though. Yet.
'Cindy' was right, these people are pretty nice. I mean, I can actually lead a near-normal conversation with them. I've also learned how to abuse any euphemism and suggestive comment I encounter for integration purposes, both accidential and intentional ones. For instance:
<randomgirl69> grr
<randomgirl69> these damn bots keep spamming my inbox
<myself> I'd happily spam your inbox.
<myself> ka-ch$ng :D
<randomgirl69> >.<- A guy that I first presumed to be just a massive weaboo. Shows out he's actually Japanese. Probably not a good sign. He's cool though.
- Two absolutely gorgeous girls (they have confirmation pictures); one scene-ish teen from the US and one 22-year old beauty queen from Australia. Funnily enough, they seem to be "in a relationship" with eachother. At first I thought maybe they were joking, like "haha we're so good friends we're basically girlfriends", but they seem to sincerely mean it. Despite not having met in real life. They also get kicks out of aggressively shooting down men that come on to them. (I'm not one of the victims though, it that's what you're thinking.)
- A finnish-korean girl that I spent one and a half hour talking music with. She's got good taste, to be honest, and actually managed to show me some genres of music I've never even heard before.
- One guy that claims to have the largest penis on the site. If his pictures are anything to go by, he's either great at photoshop, or he does infact have a massive dong. It looks the size of my arm.
- Two mature ladies that administrate the room, running it with iron-fists. I must admit, I think it's fun whenever they flatten out spammers and retards.
So yeah, I feel like I'm integrating unsettlingly well here...I haven't had a go at cybering though. Yet.
