Alright, I know I'm doing something wrong. None of these instructions work for me. All these techniques and moves never turn out like people are talking. Is there something unsaid that I need to do?

Usually, you need to start by holding all your joints (press C). You sometimes need to do it on the opponent also (for single player)

I do that every time. It's usually waht the people say. I know how to do things by myself, but some of them (like the ones I'm having trouble with), I obviously can't figure out.

Oh yea, "grip postion" for the hand is contracting wrists? Or am I wrong?

EDIT: Also, the replays won't work. When I download them, I can't play them. I'll look into it if their's no explaination.

no, to grip your hands, click on the grey blocks, they will turn into rectangles.

copy the replay .rpl files into the toribash replay folder.
e.g. cprogram files\toribash\replays\

Oh, alright. That might explain what's wrong in at least some of the techniques. Thanks.