Name:Nathaniel Whittaker
Age: (Optional, patriotism has no age limit)
GMT:-6
Quote: "I aint a raciss', im juss sayin a america hatin mooslim took my 7 gauge."
Location: Maryland, yo.
Why do you want to join: My president is black, my lambo blue. and I be God damned if my rims aint too.
Do you love america: my ninja I love me some america in my mouth

that awkward moment when a muslim walks up to you and you forgot your gun

Age: (Optional, patriotism has no age limit) 14
GMT: 10
Quote: (can be your creation, or taken from someone else) "Freedom is priceless, Good thing because otherwise we'd be even more in debt
Location: America on all planes except physical
Why do you want to join: COS MURICA
Do you love america: Y/Y YESSSSS

Name:Sameen Brohugg
Age: 17
GMT:-6
Quote: i guess my house is in bermuda triangle
Location: Miami
Why do you want to join: Miami is in America, i am American
Do you love america: yes, ofc(but i hate bermuda ppl)

rip etoria

Name:Khalfani fuckin Chambers
Age: 650-637 =
GMT:-4
Quote:I'm black
Location: New Jersey
Why do you want to join: because Im black.
Do you love america: I'm black, of course I dont.

Hi I'm ocean I'm redneck and I dip skoal mint and when I get accepted I want my name green sayimg YEEEHAAAWW BITCHS!
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I have a shotgun too and a 22 and I shoot squirls them I toss them over the rock wall and I fish too at some lakes near my house ily