Question: How do I force feed chickens marbles?

Please, be creative.

well you see you first gotta get them drunk (like veb *cough* does to every thing else) then you can get it to do anything =p

1. Remove head
2. Roll marbles down neck
3. ?
4. Profit!

I couldn't laugh so I snorted instead. Fuck, it was funny heh.



Smokie, yours was shit. Please self-terminate in a fire.

What if you inserted such marble up the anus of a chicken? hmm?

you just know it's true >...>

you hold open there mouth and then stick them in there and they will eat them

Chickens lay eggs & some poop...
Since when did they start giving marbles to feed someone

Since I thought it would be funny to see a chicken eat and perhaps excrete marbles.

Veb, to officially force feed chicken marbles you need to pick up that special package i sent hampa, in which he will go crazy over and will never see the daylight again which will send the world into a world wide apocolypse then chickens will become radioactive and will think the marbles are food in which he will eat them.

1: Jam a balloon with a marble inside the chicken's throat
2: Blow up the balloon and tie the end of it
3: Stick a needle in the balloon
4: The chickens beak will probably snap together, causing the marble to go at super-speed down its throat, and eventually coming out the backside.

Enjoy.