...on my 2008 main account, of course (slybash for you newbees).

i just wanted to say that i really love you guys, even if you don't love me, which most of you don't. i started when i was 11, working my way up to the almost infamous failed troll i am today. i really enjoy my time talking with the wonderful, albeit slightly elitist, community of Toribash and hope to be here for a long time. lots of shit has happened since i started, from destinypower to the rollback, and will continue to happen throughout Toribash history.
I also want to let you guys know that i am not a bad person, even though i constantly berate and insult quite a few members of the forums. i want to change that.
No more "slybash is banned; not big surprise" shit anymore. i'm going to be better than that, i want to be a good member of the toribash community.

and thanks to the following for keeping me here (sometimes against my will):

• qq5ben for being my first friend on toribash
• JesseD for being an awesome person
• Hygencide for sustaining my sexual needs
• Kyou for making me unsure of his/her gender
• Mookiefish for being cool to me and helping me run slyanimationz way back when
• Alejandro for being an elitist fag who i love
• Cazrules for being a british fucktard who i also love
• shook for inspiring me to do pixel art
• pal for being my boyfriend
• tertywerty for tolerating me
• Uric for donating his right leg to me
• Pwender because he has a penis
• Mrama for being an awesome friend way back when
• warbanana for the same reason as above
• Faint for being sexy
• Facade for being fassad
• SlyFusion for being, wait, OH, WAIT HNNNG
• Echo for the same reason as Alejandro
• 2worlds for the same reason as Echo
• Bioex for being a faggot but for some reason i like him
• may0 for because
• DrJim for sexual exploitation of minibash
• cole because did i say his name already?

anyway, that's all i wanted to say, thanks

Awesome. 3 years is a longgggg time i've only been here for about 2 (mains' permabanned etc.)

I could have anniversary too, but unfortunately you cant celebrate banned

Yay happy anniversary sly.

/me is confused. Will he ever stop insulting Jokar again, or not?

once you're not eleven

Huh, reminds me that i'm nearing my 5th year here. TIME SURE FLIES, HUH GUYS?

Anyways, congratulations on being able to stick here for so long, and good luck trying to drop your raging habits. :U
Also, glad to know i've inspired someone. Feelsgoodman. c:

Gratz. I have seen you on your Slybash account sometimes. Is your main perma banned?

no, i just can't see any board besides Clan Discussion and elerk until december 19.

its like probation

Congrats.

you cant start by not making these posts