For many years now, a young boy, name Loje, lived in a small village. He lived a peaceful life getting drunk every night. -.--
Racing to get dressed one day to meet up with his fried Nuthug, he became alarmed. He just got a message on Myspace.
Easing over to the computer, he saw Nuthug decided he couldn't go, and Patrick_unrated would still be there.
Every time he met up with Patrick, he seemed to get a little carried away with the drinking. It was horrible that time.
Last time, Patrick got him so drunk, all he could remember was saying sharkendizzle, and passing out.
After that hang over, he figured he better not go out with Patrick alone for a while. Many pictures were uploaded to box.net that night.
Now he saw it all happening over again. He knew he better take it easy this time. Maybe drink some coke before the beer.
Climbing into his vehicle, Loje was off to meet up with Patrick. When he arrived, everything seemed so strange.
Entering the bar, every one jumped out and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" He was really shocked.


The end.


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