So I didn't actually decipher the code yet, but I'm putting this here in case it's accurate and someone else deciphers it before I do.
tablet 1: There was once a rogue basher of toris. He spent his days studying the art of wushu. Through observation, he saw there were others who studied wushu as well.
tablet 2: The rogue tori decided to bring his various followers together as one to form the greatest group there ever was.
tablet 3: The group tested others to see if they were worthy of joining the group. Toris came from far and wide to get a chance to be tested. Once the group leaders saw it fit for the newcomer to be accepted, he was in. They continued to study wushu as one.
tablet 4: Oh, but soon the group craved more than just wushu. In their super secret cave of super secrets, they did the unimaginable. they posted on the cave walls pics of hot naked babez.
tablet 5: But nothing passes by the omnipotent shark god who moderates the the group. The shark banished the members who were behind the cave wall photos from the community.
tablet 6: The group falls apart without their missing pieces. When the banished members are granted access back to the group, it isn't the same. All good things must come to an end, so the members go their separate ways, flying away from their beloved island to take on new adventures.
Tah dah