WHERE DO I SIGN!?

Juntalis is one of the best bashers so i hereby ask to join his personal army.

I, KillerNoob hereby pledge my complete and total obedience to Juntalis as I prepare to enlist in Juntalis's Personal Army. As a soldier of said army, I am sworn to uphold my billion year service contract. Any and all insults of Juntalis is an insult to me. I will defend Juntalis as I would myself, and attack any who oppose his will.

the application at the bottom of the Introductory post.

sign me up

I, Sa1uk hereby pledge my complete and total obedience to Juntalis as I prepare to enlist in Juntalis's Personal Army. As a soldier of said army, I am sworn to uphold my billion year service contract. Any and all insults of Juntalis is an insult to me. I will defend Juntalis as I would myself, and attack any who oppose his will.

I, Sameuaul (I FILLUD MAI NAEM) hereby pledge my complete and total obedience to Juntalis as I prepare to enlist in Juntalis's Personal Army. As a soldier of said army, I am sworn to uphold my billion year service contract. Any and all insults of Juntalis is an insult to me. I will defend Juntalis as I would myself, and attack any who oppose his will.

hmmm, not sure, i would join, if it wasnt for that pledge o_O

KillerNoob
sa1uk
Samule

ACCEPTED!


Fine print: Note that any billion year contract is obviously a joke. I don't expect you to take all the thing serious, just kinda play around with it a bit

The following people have been drafted against their own will:

Millie
Ownzilasaurus

lol =)

I volunteer to be your bodyguard.

can we join, use the military discount cards to buy gum and soda and then leave?