i might be a newbie on this thing but what is irc? kinda rofl i know

Hit the chat button at the top of the forum.

ohh ok :d sry my noobness

why does no one like me...

Also, going to go with a no for LOLERCOAST.

Hello, all and none,
This is not Unite4Fun
I'd like to join your force,
Ofcourse, I'll fill out the form
To reinforce your decision.
My join date, I'm sorry to say,
That it was just today,
But don't let that sway,
Your choice, I'm still okay,
And enjoy making the odd replay.
My belt is only white,
But thats alright, I'll enlight you
that overnight, I can win many a fight,
then my belt will rewrite, right?
My references? There isn't one,
Although I'm sure Unite4Fun will reccomend,
Because he is my good friend,
It's not pretend, he would defend.
I'm not one bit artistic,
But I'm very pessimistic, When I'm making a replay,
It always turns out very realistic,
Don't be optimistic because I'd be an idealistic addition to your clan.
My favourite mod would be judo,
I'd like you to know, that I'm basically a pro,
I can show and you'll be like woah!
I'd like to join your crew,
Because I noticed you have too few, new members and I knew,
I'd have to persue and outdo the queue. Whoo
You should let me join because I am a good friend,
because I will transcend to lend or make ammends.
Also I can absquatulate, while I flatulate and urinate,
and berate people in a debate because they're overweight.

BEEEYYAAACH

Your rhyming is terrible

YOU'RE TERRIBLE >:|
Damnit Warcry, let me alt join. I acted as a noob for weeks just to infiltrate your clan. AND NOW I'M RAPPING FOR YOU, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!

Though I like your new approach. Nah.

Might I add that according to urbandictionary my name is defined as
A cheesewagon is a term referring to that part of the human anatomy that exists south of the wrist. Yes, when a mans testicles are larger than his penis. One must need a wagon (scrotum) to accommodate such a vast amount of cheese (testicular fluids).