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Are those spacepants cuz dat ass is out of this world





Tell anyone and kill you!!!!!!
Last edited by manowar123; Sep 7, 2011 at 08:54 AM.
Originally Posted by Boonana View Post
" Hey i lost my number, can i have yours? "

I tried this one, and it worked.
o/
New Zealand
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PM Erth, he loves it.
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<~Lightningkid> I'm a spiteful dickhead
<Muur> Ah, good old Dutch Wall Sex..
<~Fish> I love handling dicks
None of those are very romantic and I would slap any guy who said them to me
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Except maybe boonana's one, I might give him my number if the guy is cute and says that
Last edited by Cally_old; Sep 7, 2011 at 12:49 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
ebrithil/Muse<3
Back to TB, been busy the last while
Originally Posted by Cally View Post
None of those are very romantic and I would slap any guy who said them to me
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Except maybe boonana's one, I might give him my number if the guy is cute and says that

I didn't know you were gay, Calvin.
pennis and also dicke and balls
The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor
Ill kiss your belly and move all the way down to your lips
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
Hey girl, are you an angel, cuz you look like you've been to heaven before. "No, I haven't (or she walks away because you're a nerd)" really? you sure you haven't been to heaven? "no/punch because you suck at charisma"

Would you like to? ;)
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Originally Posted by Boonana View Post
" Hey i lost my number, can i have yours? "

lol seriously? my friend told me this, it always works
Last edited by Zayex; Sep 8, 2011 at 04:55 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Originally Posted by Uric View Post
I tried this one, and it worked.
o/

I actually came up with it on the spot, met my current girl friend using it.


o/

EDIT:
Oh hey are you a guy in a girls body? Because I'm an adventuress homo.
Last edited by Boonana; Sep 8, 2011 at 05:45 AM.
piss