Here is something I say when I'm bored.



"I told the police you are a terrorist. Your phone is being traced."

*clicks tounge twice* Whats up?

"Hello, it's -name- here."
Pretty boring and stuff, I know.

"What."
Gets them every time

I immediately hang up. Fuck what they have to say, video games are more important.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

If its my friend I usually say '' hey '' or '' sup? ''

If its my parents I probably say hi then add '' dad or '' mom ''

To random people I just pick and say '' hello? ''

Picks up phone then say, "Wuhhh"

Like drunken bi-atch

Simply
"Hello"

"Yew watsup"
"hello -super secret name- speaking"