Tori-Santa 2019
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Golem III :: Return of the Golem


GOLEM COME BACK TO SMASH TINY THING!!!






IF TINY THING TOUCH HEAD TINY THING WIN, IF GOLEM SQUASH TINY HUMAN BODY HUMAN LOSE! SPLAT!


THE SERVER WILL ALWAYS BE BROADCASTED
3 DISMEMBERS AND YOU LOSE, GET DECAPPED AND YOU'RE OUT UNTIL THE NEXT SERVER IS MADE
TOUCH GOLEM'S HEAD WITH HANDS OR FEET TO TRIGGER WIN
NO SKEETS, GOLEM GETS ANGRY WHEN HUMANS PLAY DIRTY
PERSON TO BE DECAPPED THE MOST AT THE END OF THE EVENT WILL BE BANNED FOR 1 DAY
MOD IS E_GOLEM, GOLEM_VS_UKE.TBM AND ES_GOLEM.TBM


1x FOR EVERY WIN
1x FOR EVERYTIME TINY THING MAKE GOLEM LAUGH
1x FOR MOST WINS IN 1 SERVER


+ + 8x FOR THOSE WITH THE MOST WINS

+ + 5x FOR THE RUNNERS UP



4 WEEKS AFTER EVENT START
HUMAN DO THE MATH GOLEM NO DO SILLY THINGS



Winners



Decapped

Last edited by Typhon; Apr 29, 2019 at 03:09 AM.
I'm excited for this!
I got jokes all day for ya bud so get ready to hear them when you host ;-;
"1x FOR EVERYTIME TINY THING MAKE GOLEM LAUGH"

can we just /em jokes and get like 20 st
<[Alpha]Diamond> in short: you count pings, you run, you lick boots
Golem doesn't find human jokes funny, more so killing humans in amusing ways, my guess is that would be your best bet in making him laugh
[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
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Originally Posted by neko View Post
Golem doesn't find human jokes funny, more so killing humans in amusing ways, my guess is that would be your best bet in making him laugh

i think u forgot to sign into the golem account
pm me your questions or applications


send me pics of japanese girls
Originally Posted by Rose View Post
i think u forgot to sign into the golem account

Why wouldn't Neko be allowed to make comments about Golem?