I once played an AFK player not knowing he was AFK. I did a huge throw and messed up my landing, so the AFK guy won because he was still in the air.

Then I found out he was AFK and I was like orz.

Are you kidding? Most of the people i've fought on here always try to go straight for an attack, which means you've either gotta counter it or prepare to boune around armless. So half the time with AFKers you go to dodge franticly and end up hopping around trying to live while they take forever to go down!

contract pecs, hands to grab. Win.

I was trying to think of a way to do an "afk" post, and decided that it was impossible.
hmm, idea for humourous post lost, o well.