Originally Posted by Sparky

Sparky is another word for an electrician. My dad has been a marine electrician for several years now, I got the name from him.

Originally Posted by Ancient

hey guys!!!

so, ancient.

i wonder if i can think of anything that was ancient or something like that. i mean, i don't really know. you must consult my parent or teacher. JUST KIDDING don't talk to my teacher. i got found out by my friends that i do ''unspeakable'' things on skype. such unspeakable things, include a word as fuck! and retard!!!!!! but who would forget shit? and then i had to go do things with my principle, and stuff. my teacher and principle were talking about how to get me to delete skype off of my pc and phone. so, one day. my principle held me back in school, and at like 4 FUCKING PM he finished all of his business in the school. while walking to my house, i was thinking about a way to get out of this. then i asked him ''how familiar are you with computers?'' and he said that he wasn't so familiar with them. i told him ''do you know how to delete files?'' and he said no. i was like who the fuck does this nigga think he is. so, i quickly was thinking about how do avoid this situation, and i found this out. i can put the file in the rubbishbindump, and not delete them. i said that i had to go to the bathroom, so we went into a shop and i paid to go to a bathroom. i took my phone out of my underwear and wrote to my mother ''hey, sex-night today? can you go out of the house for 40 minutes? i'm coming with a friend'' and she did it.


so, after we arrived at my house, i did what i said before, putting skype in the rubbishbindump. then, he didn't know the way out of my apartment, so i led him out. while leading him out, he said ''i really am ancient, and i don't know how to use computers so good. and i respect your decision'' and then, i looked in his eyes, he looked into my eyes... and we started kissing. we started making out, some ejaculation was involved, and that's how it went down. i took of my clothes, and he took off his clothes. and while doing a meatspin, he told me ''Ancient...'', and then he whispered it three more times in my ear and each time it become more quiet.

so, basically, after that fiasco ended, my principle was completely covered in white goodness. I went inside my house, and my principle went away. I then later proceeded to FAP ASS SHIT INTO MY PC TO HENTAI. and my mother came out of the bathroom. she said that she had seen and heard everything that had happened. at first glance, my heart dropped, and my blood pressure started to drop too. I was so nervous. then she took off her pants, and I already realized what is going to happen. ''sexayyyyy time up in dis bish'' and then she took her pants and started to suffocate me. I quickly used my instinct, and took off my clothes again and fucked her straight in the eyeball. she then got scared, and stopped. she put her pants on and exclaimed ''ok, fine. I won't kill you. but I will never forgive you. our relationship is over.'' and then she took a baseball bat and hit my shit. It was a good hit. she scored a home-run. later she jumped off the balcony, but my erection was so big and strong, she landed on my huge dick B) and I saved the day. we later had sex, and that's how my little brother was made.

and that is how i got ancient.

though the last paragraph is completely irrelevant

EDIT:: if you want to know what happened next, PM me.

Originally Posted by Triton

This is why our entire generation is going to be screwed out of proportion.