Alrighty, so I've tried placing my usercard into my signature and all that comes up is the URL, I've tried doing IMG only but it still comes up as a URL...

Please help. As you can see below, it's coming up as a URL as I post this thread.

F2F.

That would be because you don't own Toribash prime. Which enables the following:

A much larger space in a signature
Allows the user to add images to their signatures.
Allows users access to a secret board.
Allows users to upload GIF avatars.

It's a $10 purchase which, runs for a year.

you need toribash prime as fee said, then you can have pics in your signature, lots and lots of signature space, an animated avatar, a custom usertitle, and access to a secret forum

Ah, alright, at least it wasn't a problem with my computer or my account or anything.
Thank you very much.