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Originally Posted by Morbon View Post
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Or you could always pull a chic-flick, right when you're about to tell her your true feelings about her, your best friend shows up, asks her out, and she says yes, live with it for awhile, then find out your best friend is cheating on her, she finds out, she's an emotional wreck, you swoop in and you both live happily ever after. Oh, and you probably bang her after the credits.

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Originally Posted by weed33 View Post
say this - "did u know there are over 250 bones in the human body? how would u like another one in u?"

but for some reason its never worked for me

EDIT:double ninja

Lol wonder why.

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Originally Posted by toriuketo2 View Post
Lol wonder why.

i know thats what i thought
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Tell her to open her mouth and close her eyes.

Or give her $10.
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Originally Posted by 2worlds View Post
Tell her to open her mouth and close her eyes.

Or give her $10.

lol prostitution FTW

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You really should ask someone who actually knows how to get laid.
It will be a miracle if you got a decent suggestion out of a thread here.
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Originally Posted by sidieldani View Post
Make her choke on some food and dry-hump her.

haha thats F***ing hilarious and BTW just talk to her more ask her out on a few dates and one of those is the bar and then get her drunk and get'er done between the buns
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