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Originally Posted by Complexity View Post
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[9:34:50 PM] horse: someone should make a porn called
[9:34:52 PM] horse: like a classic porn story
[9:34:53 PM] horse: caleld
[9:34:55 PM] horse: called
[9:34:58 PM] horse: pussy plumbers
[9:35:03 PM] Chill: um
[9:35:04 PM] Chill: no
[9:35:12 PM] horse: why
[9:35:19 PM] horse: that titanic tities idea went well
[9:35:22 PM] Chill: XD
[9:35:26 PM] Chill: Star Whores
[9:35:38 PM] horse: good one
[9:35:38 PM] Chill: Star Whores: Revenge of the Dicks
[9:36:24 PM] :v: wtf :v
[9:36:28 PM] Chill: and they fight with dildos instead of lightsabers
[9:36:45 PM] horse: and then chewbaca fucks them both
[9:36:46 PM] horse: wat
[9:36:54 PM] :v: wat
Last edited by Chilledon; Mar 23, 2014 at 02:42 AM.
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[10:03:20 PM] horse: hey i finished a parkour map for the first time
[10:04:55 PM] Nathaniel Whittaker-MZebra: youre a horse, you have 4 legs. sounds easy
[10:05:09 PM] horse: well yeah
[10:05:10 PM] Nathaniel Whittaker-MZebra: we humans have 2 legs
[10:05:24 PM] horse: you have arms stupid evolved monkeys
[10:05:41 PM] Why: but we cant balance as easy
[10:05:44 PM] Nathaniel Whittaker-MZebra: have fun grabbing a remote with those thumbs
[10:05:49 PM] Nathaniel Whittaker-MZebra: OH WAIT.
[10:06:01 PM] Why: YOU DONT HAVE ANY
[10:06:03 PM] Why: HAH
[10:06:17 PM] horse: i'm gonna fuckin drop kick you with my hind leg
[10:06:21 PM] Nathaniel Whittaker-MZebra: *digitally high fives pair in success of bullying a horse*
[10:06:34 PM] Why: Yeah! : D


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Horse stance code:
[13:31:52] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: (heart)
[13:32:12] Adma: 3<
[13:32:17] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i'm also getting another greapfrut
[13:32:21] Adma: 3<====8
[13:32:29] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: u wot?
[13:32:51] Adma: 3 ~~~<=====8
[13:33:02] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: you'd miss
[13:33:09] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: even from that distance
[13:33:10] Adma: don't tell me what to do
[13:33:13] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: or more like
[13:33:16] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: jizz-tance
[13:33:21] Adma: oh
[13:33:27] Adma: fuck
[13:33:35] Adma: measure my jizzstance
[13:33:50] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: the horse stance 2.0
[13:33:51] Adma: 3 ~~~ <======8
[13:34:25] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: see, people misunderstand the horse stance as a fighting stance
[13:34:47] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: its purpose is to focus all power into the balls
[13:35:00] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: to ejaculate more
[13:35:25] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: why else would you expose your balls like a fucking retard in a fight?
[13:36:25] Adma: see
[13:36:30] Adma: before the fight
[13:36:36] Adma: you take a vitamin water
[13:36:42] Adma: and shove it up your rectum
[13:36:47] Adma: then
[13:36:54] Adma: you lay ontop of a heat sorce
[13:37:07] Adma: i've found that a open fire or an oven do the job.
[13:37:20] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: go on
[13:37:24] Adma: ok
[13:37:26] Adma: so
[13:37:41] Adma: the vitamin water will make its way into the circulatory system
[13:37:58] Adma: and the vitamin water blood will go to your dick
[13:38:05] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: oh
[13:38:07] Adma: and make it super fucking hard
[13:38:20] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: so like a natural stereoid
[13:38:26] Adma: more like viagra
[13:38:40] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: actually, what you experienced is something else
[13:38:47] Adma: no
[13:38:57] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: males can get erect from sticking up stuff in the ass
[13:39:01] Adma: i did not use a vitamin water as a dildo
[13:39:07] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: happens to me all the time
[13:39:09] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: oh
[13:39:11] Adma: ok
[13:39:12] Adma: so
[13:39:16] Adma: during the fight
[13:39:23] Adma: your dick can be used as a weapon
[13:39:29] Adma: through a technique called
[13:39:35] Adma: "The Helicopter Dick"
[13:39:44] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i know of it
[13:40:11] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: the only problem with this technique is that it can't be utilized by black people
[13:40:28] Adma: actually
[13:40:40] Adma: studies have found if they just use the grape flavored version
[13:40:44] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: because you need "white-amin" water
[13:40:47] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: oh
[13:40:50] Adma: or subsitute it with kool aid
[13:41:07] Adma: it works better
[13:41:44] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: this is why toribash needs a dick joint
[13:41:56] Adma: torisex.tbm
[13:42:01] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: all these people talking about realism here and there
[13:42:23] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i don't want to fight a woman though
[13:42:29] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i'm a warrior with pride
[13:42:33] Adma: search for a gay torisex mod
[13:42:36] Adma: and use it in a spar
[13:42:37] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: not a warrior with bride
[13:42:55] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i think steelpackage.tbm is homosexual
[13:43:06] Adma: that works
Brendan (he who passeth judgement on the frequent changing of signatures): I don't do hentai anymore
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[7:07:17 PM] Compair: do u get the term mudbone?
[7:07:30 PM] Compair: no im using antwane
[7:07:33 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: dirty cock?
[7:07:39 PM] Compair: black cock
[7:07:48 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: same thing
[7:07:51 PM] Compair: LOL
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[3:50:35 PM] Sam: I'm a lyrical, cynical, rythmical demon.
Spittin out lines like I spit out hot semen.....
Taking a break...
Come on am i the only funny one here?
[17:44:28] Compair: i dont always take it up the ass
[17:44:32] Compair: but when I do
[17:45:53] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: you take a pair
[17:46:30] Compair: yes
[17:46:37] Compair: this must be a comercial
[17:46:50] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: for what?
[17:46:59] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: siamese twin condoms?
[17:47:19] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i don't think there's enough of a market for that
Brendan (he who passeth judgement on the frequent changing of signatures): I don't do hentai anymore