Let's make this a funny, make one up. I wanna laugh right now.

"Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck"

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

"Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?"

"Why yes, I do drive a ferrari."

"You must’ve just had Campbell’s soup… cause you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!"
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"I’ve heard sex is a killer… want to die happy?"
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"Let’s make like a fabric softner and snuggle!"
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"Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."
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"Ouch! Damn… do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas."
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"Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns!"
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"I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?"

My last one.

(Next time you see someone sneeze) “I would say God Bless you but it looks like he already did!”

"Are your parents retared because you look extra special to me"

Are you Christian because you look like you spend alot of time on your knees.
Are you from hell because you're really hot
Are you a set of bongos cuz I would tap that
Are you a monkey because I'd love to give you my banana.