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KGB Interrogation Room
THANKS TO THE POWER OF JESUS, WE ARE NO LONGER POPCAP. YOU MAY BEG TO JOIN HERE.

WE HAVE REACHED THE POPCAP OF 50/50 PLAYERS. WE ARE FULL. DO NOT APPLY UNLESS YOU ARE SCORP OR T0RI0BABY.

THE ORIGINAL POST IS KEPT HERE ONLY SO WE CAN REUSE IT IF WE WANT TO RECRUIT AGAIN ONE DAY WHICH ISN'T TODAY SO WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND APPLY TO [DUCK]





PARROT IS BACK UP AND RUNNING!

Welcome to our new application thread! Applications to [Parrot] are free-form (they do not require any specific structure), so include whatever you want!


Good things to include = videos of yourself dancing, poetry about SkulFuk Liaxo


HOW WE WILL JUDGE APPLICANTS


This is AssassinPro's baseline facial expression:



If you can make his face do this:




Then it's a yes from us.



If you make his face do either of these things:





Then we hate you and everything you stand for.




Feel free to impress Kyou-Kun, SkulFuk and Liaxo too, but they're more like concepts than actual people.


Originally Posted by liaxo View Post
For me, it's mostly a no unless the applicant does something that makes the whole clan lose their shit and yell welcome

Last edited by Kyou-kun; Jul 1, 2018 at 11:29 PM.
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave