I don't know why this has happened to me. Just a few days ago, I was a regular boy with dreams of growing up normally. Lately, every time I try to take a nice relaxing piss, the urine just goes on my legs and down to my feet. This problem has gotten me into all sorts of problems in public. In bathrooms, the other guys just stare judgmentally, and I know they're just thinking that I'm not a good uninator. In the locker rooms all my teammates continuously stare at my crotch, sometimes taking pictures or asking if they can touch my disfigured genitals. It was even worse when I went to the doctors, and I was treated like a little girl. I was so scared, and they wouldn't even try a CAT scan.

I feel so depressed, and I don't know what to do. When I tried to google my problem, the peoples just tell me silly answers to my serious problem. They told me to put on a dress, and stick to bathroom relations. Help me, Toribash Community Regulars.

And you expect better here?

First of all, it should be in Rapid Threads. If it's serious of course.

If this is a joke, stick it in wibbles.

Dude if you want good advice. Dont ever, EVER ask here. People will say "Cut off your penis lawl".

umm... i had the same problem.(notice HAD)
i wont go into details.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_tract_infection

Maybe ?

Cut off your penis lawl

USER WAS INFRACTED FOR THIS POST (USELESS POST)

Well, good luck with that man.
Moved to Rapid Thread. What are we supposed to discuss here ?

Try holding your dick and pointing to the hole with water in it (seriously, just try it)

kac are you sure you have a penis? Cause I can't pee standing up either...

Bingo. Nailed it.

"he's" a girl. obviously. And this thread seems to me like a joke.