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(butt) Bangkok Butt Brigade
S H I T _ C I T Y


A homeless man kneels over dead in a pile of garbage.
A prostituted woman gets beaten by her employer for not earning enough.
Bible-thumpers pound the pavement, preaching false salvation.
And I, assgoblin69, stand witness to this all.

This is Shit City, a city of shitters. The accumulated filth of all their sex and shit will foam up and all the whores and politicians will shout "Save us!" and I'll look down and whisper "no"...

M e m b e r s

Shitlord Rank:
assgoblin69
Right Cheek Man:
vacant
Shit Artist:
vacant
Shit Salesman (marketer)
vacant
Shit Fight Squad:
vacant
General Shitters:
vacant
vacant
vacant
vacant
vacant

G O A L S

[ ] Gather a full squad of shitters
[ ] Shit everwhere
[ ] Get a board to shit in
[X] Never wipe

J O I N _ U S

Anyone can join - Everyone is welcome in Shit City. To join, click my tag and then click join. If you want a position of importance in the clan, then post in this thread.

T H E _ S H I T L I S T

sir

U P D A T E S

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S H I T _ C I T Y
Last edited by assgoblin69; Mar 22, 2018 at 03:09 PM.
U P D A T E _ # 001

Today I stepped out of my apartment and I decided that I would walk to work because it was a nice day and the weatherman on the TV said there wouldn't be any rain. You can imagine that I was shocked and inconsolable when I felt on my fingers, faintly at first but then increasingly more tangible, some moist balls. I screamed and ran back to my house as fast as I could. As I ran, I could see and feel numerous moist balls flying from my body and because of this, I was glad. I finally got home, barred the door, and ran to the bathroom. I stripped nude, detached my kilsonx and looked at myself in the mirror to make sure I was free of moist balls. At first, I was relieved, but upon closer inspection, to my horror, I could see moist balls coming out of my skin!

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Hi, you have 24 hours to choose a new clan name, thanks
pm me when you've decided and I'll change it for you
Originally Posted by the rules
2. Tags and names:

Rules:
Tags and names cannot contain:
Slurs
Strong reference to porn/gore/warez
Profanity

She/They

Yeah, I only don't like erthtkv2 because of the mod's name. Make it "tkv2," and the mod will instantly become more popular. This is a valid reason as the name of the mod is still an important feature that no one seems to have yet discussed.