Official Announcements. (Please read.) - Page 2

Donseluke · Sep 14, 2011

Guess who's back.. Back again. Don is back. Tell a friend.

Ok. Due to leader inactivity and lack of members I invoke law number 1.
The return of the ex leader who gives a shut about parrots future. My two new deputies are up2u and avatars... Any objections?! Too damn bad. Something needs to be done. We need new people.

Um.. Let me check our reserves. For cash.

Donseluke · Sep 16, 2011

Donated 100k or so to the clan bank for the benefit of parrot. I ask all remaining members to come up with brainstorming ideas to make parrot a more appealing clan and less of a ghost town. More news in a few.
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Parrot clan story updated.

Donseluke · Sep 26, 2011

Parrot has had a small spurt of new members.

Operation cock n' balls is looking healthy.

Shocking realization just uncovered. More of that later.

As for the parrot clan reununion. Not sure how that will go as of yet. The event time and date will still be open for speculation.

Up2u is now indoctrinated as a parrot old fag! Welcome to the old boys club!

Donseluke · Sep 27, 2011

Ok, the rumors are going around like crazy and i'd like to clear a few things up so everyone knows what the score is.

Rumor #1, Kyou-Kun is gay..<--- Thats true.

Rumor #2, Kyou-Kun is a ginger and has no soul. <--- Also True.

Rumor #3, Card is going to be assimilated into Parrot..

Here is the run down... I have a limited amount of time so i am going to make this as quick as possible. First, we cant just absorb them as it is and just think everything is going to fall into place and everything will be all hunky dory.

It doesnt work that way. Both clans are going to have some terms that they are going to want met. There are going to be some requests here and there that will either make our relationship stronger with our new members, and possibly strain relationships between current members.

I would like to have an official meeting in irc with both leaders of card and as many members as possible from both clans during a certain time so that the expectations can be laid down and a compromise agreed on, and so that leaders and members alike can voice concerns and opinions on certain subjects in order to avoid any confusion if or when the assimilation does happen.

Us as one of the oldest and greatest clans to ever dawn the game of toribash have some standards that need to be met and some things wont change at all, however a merger has never happened in parrot before and i dont want some sort of civil war breaking out dividing this clan over it either. I want everyone to be on the same page when it comes time.

Hopefully that clears things up. I understand that members in both parrot and card are a little eager to meld. But the last thing parrot needs is to be jumping the gun and the older more seasoned members regretting their choice later on.

This is a delicate subject we can't just jump headlong into.

Thanks for reading.

Donseluke · Sep 28, 2011

Well, surprise. We have just enough members for me to unveil my little surprise for you all. It's been hidden for the better part of two years.

Direct your attention to the clan roster thread!

See something that catches your eye?

Let us know in irc!

Donseluke · Sep 30, 2011

Ok my purdy little burdies!!

This is a good one so pay attention!!

There is a ParrotBot Raffle Tonight!!!

There are tickets For sale and such, for 2k a piece.

Simple math!! (this is free..)

The more tickets bought = greater chances of you winning!

Now, as you know, all donations to ParrotBot have a 10% fee.

That 10% is saved for clan events just like this one, and the winner can receive the percentage saved up!

So, start getting ready! GoGoGo!

Donseluke · Oct 4, 2011

Parrots participation in ToriStates is Now OFFICIAL!

Donseluke · Mar 5, 2012

Anyway. Recruitment ingame is full swing, guess who is spear heading that? me as always. =/

Donseluke · Mar 10, 2012

SOOOOO. It appears that Atlantic has just about gone under. I have spoken with Ostakex and he will be leaving the forums because he can't stand the TB community anymore.

So, there will be a new leader of our allies Atlantic. His name is Final, and what we are going to do, is mount a joint clan operation to bring in more people to our clan, and atlantic to boost activity through regular ingame events and such.

There will be members from both atlantic, and parrot present ingame playing a whole bunch of different mods, partying it up and recruiting!

So, when we all get together on irc, Lets pick a time and place and kick this off!

Donseluke · Mar 17, 2012

I run this clan like a north Korean dictator!