[Chess] The Rofl Raffle

[Katsudon]

^ You guys suck at poems.......
I'm so much better!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
GET IN, THE VAN.

[Th3CrAzY]

Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Its cold



What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.





Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery


the most funnest XD :

Why blondes climb over a window?
they want to see the other side




Roses are red
sky is blue
i want you in bed
if you know what i mean


What is the difference between a blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.

[Th3CrAzY]

oh 1 vid LD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

Edit forgot one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ5iV...eature=related

[joshyjojo]

All entres that put more than one and ignored the rules are deemed invalid please read the rules in that you may post ONE joke every 4 hours, thank you, also all other entrees are being discussed...

[WAW123]

mines a little bit late but I hope I can still win (Right click and go to the link to see it bigger I TOOK THE PICTURE btw)

[Temperature]

A 70-year-old widow decides that she needed to be remarried. So she puts an ad in the paper saying:
funneh.jpg
The next day, the doorbell rang. Expecting it to be a husband, the widow jumps up and opens the door. There was a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.
"You don't really expect me to marry you, do you?" asks the widow.
"Of cource I do." he replies.
"But you have no arms." states the widow.
"Therefor, I can't hit or beat you." says the man.
"But you have no legs." states the widow.
"Therefor, I can't walk out on you." says the man.
"Are you still good in bed?" asks the widow.

The man cocked an eyebrow and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

[papasmurfa]

Why did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Spoiler: answer: 

cancer

[purangel]

Spoiler: Fail 

So the Tori walked into the market then said to the man running the stand
''Hey! Bum bum buh duh dum Got any Flames?''
The man said No I only sell dragon. Maybe I can serve you some forces?
''No thanks'' And he then he ran away! Swish Swish Then he ran away Bum buh bum buh duh dum so the tori walked in to the market then said to the man running the stand,
''Hey! Bum Bum Buh Duh Dum Got a Penis?
The man said No i only sell dragon wait PENIS?
''I would like a dragon penis with a force so i can withstand the power of TROLL!''
Then he ran away! Swish Swish Then he ran away!

Spoiler: What did 1 Ocean say to the other Ocean? 

Nothing! They just waved.

[Tricerafi]

[Dose]

^Hehe Trice, you clever boy! I've seen that pic from you before.


You know what I like in a girl?

Spoiler: . 

My dick.